The term «main character» has become an internet-favorite insult for folks who claim the spotlight without regard for anyone else. Think influencers in the wild, Karens at the drive-through, and TikTokers on busy train cars. True, this brand of people is a ripe target for roasting. They’re annoying, self-centered, and everything that’s wrong with the …
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Raw Meat Dieter Gets Roasted for Boasting About «Elite Dinner» on Twitter
I pray for the day that extreme keto, raw foodism, and the Paleolithic diet finally disappear into the ether like all ridiculous dietary trends before them. No matter how many people start extolling their benefits, I will never believe that consuming raw red meat and little else is the basis for great health. It doesn’t …
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Californian Gets Roasted for His NYC Bagel Order
New Yorkers are famous the world over for two things: bagels and attitude. It’s no secret that the Empire State is particular about its bagels, and isn’t afraid to tell it like it is. Before I moved to NYC, I thought Costco bagels were the end all be all of the circular treat. I was …
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Thristy Twitter User Gets Roasted for Revealing Head to Toe Black Outfit That «All Men Look Hot In»
Attraction is a peculiar thing. One person’s idea of peak hotness ticks every box on another person’s checklist of grossness. While there are plenty of interesting conversations to be had about the social and biological factors that make us attracted to certain things, ultimately all we need to know are our personal preferences, and how …
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Cruel Woman Gets Slammed For Dumping Date With Brutal Text
No matter how brief the relationship, ending things is hard. I’ve never been very good at breakups, and I think there are a lot of people out there who feel similarly about themselves. While ghosting has a bad reputation, I honestly think I’d prefer it in most situations where the connection didn’t last that long. …
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Cowardly Tenant Refuses to Deal With Bird in Building Hallway, Gets Roasted on Twitter
Just like anybody who’s had to rent, I’ve had my problems with landlords over the years. I’m no stranger to sending numerous despairing emails because they refuse to do basic maintenance on the apartment that is supposedly their investment. However, I’m also of the belief that there are some things in a rental property that …
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Vigilant Woman Faces Criticism for Protecting Drunk Friend From Sleazeball, Receives Backup From Twitter
Being a woman sucks sometimes. There have always been certain situations that wind up being more dangerous for us, and it makes it all the more important that we have other women looking out for us as a result. Most who are decent friends would consider protecting one another from a potentially bad situation as …
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Twitter Scold Gets Roasted for Starting Ludicrous Age Gap Discourse About Marriage of 42-Year-Old Chris Evans and 26-Year-Old Alba Baptista
Even the healthiest relationships have their power struggles. Nothing is going to be 50/50 all of the time, especially when you consider the myriad of different social factors that make up the average person’s life. Some of these are down to circumstances that are changeable, but others are simply hard facts — like age, for …
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Man Claims Home Appliances Replace His Need for a Wife, Gets Mercilessly Mocked by Twitter
It’s an unfortunate fact that there are a lot of not-so-great marriages out there. These can occur for many reasons, but a common issue that crops up is the husband who expects his wife to be his maid and mommy rolled into one. The man child is a phenomenon that a lot of women put …
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Lousy Husband Gets Roasted for Complaining About No Longer Being Attracted to Pregnant Wife
Pregnancy is one of the most insane things that the human body is capable of. Growing a whole person is hard as hell, and it’s definitely one of those experiences that you can only truly appreciate if you’ve been through it yourself. The least a mom-to-be could hope for in these difficult months is a …
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