35 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 25, 2024)

Baby fever is real. You can go your whole life not thinking babies are cute, and then see one video of a baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time (using a hearing aid) and suddenly you’re roaming the halls of Buy Buy Baby, picking up little socks just to feel something. It happens to the strongest of …
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5-year-old tells mom he got his friend’s address, presents adorable drawing of a house: ‘Cannot believe you’re doxxing a child’

I don’t care what anybody says! Kids are adorable, and their antics make the world a much better place. There has been a lot of anti-child sentiment spreading around Twitter lately, and honestly, I don’t get it. I understand not wanting to take on the responsibility of raising a child, but hating all kids because …
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‘My kids are my favorite people to hangout with. No one is as cool and funny and interesting’: Parents share their positive experiences with parenthood

Parenthood can get a bad reputation on the internet. I feel like there are two camps of «parent influencers» roaming about: The Twitter moms who make jokes and commiserate about being a parent and the Instagram Reels moms who act like parenthood is the most uncomplicated, intuitive, beautiful thing in the world. In reality, neither …
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‘My kids are my favorite people to hangout with’: Parents share their positive experiences with parenthood

Parenthood can get a bad reputation on the internet. I feel like there are two camps of «parent influencers» roaming about: The Twitter moms who make jokes and commiserate about being a parent and the Instagram Reels moms who act like parenthood is the most uncomplicated, intuitive, beautiful thing in the world. In reality, neither …
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30 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 21, 2024)

Mealtimes become radically different when you’re a parent. Right now, I have the freedom to eat when I choose to, whatever I want, in front of the TV if I feel like it, or at a nice restaurant when I’m feeling special. I don’t have to worry about what I order, how late it is, …
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‘And curl that wig’: 4th grader gives her mom hilarious instructions on how to dress for her class birthday party

When you’re a kid, there’s only so much you can control. One of the things you wish you could control was your parent, specifically making sure they could not embarrass you in public. Unfortunately for most kids, there’s very little you can do about your parent perpetually embarrassing you. If your mom wants to wear …
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‘She must have very rich parents’: Little girl performs horrendous rendition of The National Anthem, gets compared to Fergie

We’re living in a post-America’s Funniest Home Videos world. We no longer have a clip show airing on cable designed to show us as many fails as possible in close succession. We’re also living in a post-American Idol audition fails world. I have not watched American Idol recently, but I’m pretty certain they’re not using …
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Funny Kids Pen Hilarious Apology Note For Ripping Open a Bean Bag Chair

Everybody makes mistakes, especially children. You’ve got to learn how not to be a stupid destructive person at some point in your life, and childhood is a great place to start. Kids make incredibly stupid decisions, and as a parent, you need to tell them when they’re in the wrong and punish them accordingly. If …
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Parents Take Their Kids to Museum’s ‘Family Day’, Every Exhibit is Weird Performance Art

I went to the museum a lot with my family when I was a kid. While we strolled the halls of the Art Institute of Chicago, we sometimes stumbled into the contemporary art exhibit to see what the artists of today were up to. One time, my kid sister found a video of a clown …
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The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 16, 2023)

Stephen Sondheim said the following in his Pulitzer Prize winning musical Sunday in the Park with George. «There are only two worthwhile things to leave behind when you depart this world of ours: children and art.» Of course, this is not an objective fact. You could argue that you will leave many worthwhile things behind …
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