A Nostalgia-Tinged Thread About Obsolete Tech for Millennials Who Want to Feel Old

Seems like just yesterday I was playing snake on my indestructible Nokia 3310 and asking my parents to buy me a clear glacier GameBoy Advance. Now they’re literally putting Microsoft Zunes and iMac G3s in museums. If you needed another reason to feel old, this Twitter thread full of nostalgic pictures of old tech will …
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Cursed Humanoid Terrier Horrifies Twitter Just in Time for Halloween

There’s been a lot of hilariously disturbing images of cursed dogs circulating on Twitter lately. Perhaps the internet is starting to really get into the spooky season. Last month there was that gaunt-looking pup peeking over a fence and making an expression that screamed ‘I’ve seen some sh*t.’ On Sunday @tyler02020202 brought back an all-time …
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Brave Dietician Reviews Brach’s Turkey Dinner Candy

Some things shouldn’t exist. And we can say without a shadow of a doubt that Brach’s ‘Turkey Dinner’ candy corn bags fall into that category. As a passionate hater of all things candy corn, this confection’s existence shakes me to my core. And yet, it piqued my curiosity in a different way than Bertie Bott’s …
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15+ Fed Up People Who Quit Their Jobs Without a Backup Plan

I saw a meme the other day riffing off Kate Moss’ infamous quote about being skinny. It said: ‘nothing pays as good as unemployment feels’ and I have to say, there’s a nugget of truth hidden beneath the ridiculousness of such a statement. If a job sucks enough, no amount of money is going to …
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Creepy Vacuum-Sealed Garfield Inspires Cursed Memes

You can find a lot of weird crap on Amazon, including a knockoff Garfield toy called ‘Fat Orange Plush Cat Stuffed Animals Toy, Lifelike Yellow Tabby Cat Kitty Toy for Boys and Girls Children Xmas Birthday Gift.’ The toy advertised is a burned out and possibly alcoholic version of Garfield. If that wasn’t cursed enough, …
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Brands Attempt to Be Funny on Twitter After Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp Shutdown

Unless you’re one of those healthy people who aren’t terminally online (like us), you probably noticed that Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp were indisposed for several hours on Monday. Luckily, the notorious bird app was still stronger than ever. Literally everyone flocked to Twitter, and even Twitter’s Twitter account Tweeted about it. Pretty meta, right? hello …
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People Share Their Most Heinous Work Stories

While some people spent April Fool’s cataloguing all the brand jokes and PR stunts (ahem, Tubbycoin), DSA Cleveland decided to ask Twitter to share work experiences they wish were jokes. We’re guessing that this had something to do with Amazon being under fire for their inhumane work conditions, but there’s something about hearing horror stories …
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Dylan Park Tells Insane Story About Fake Marine Who Conned Her Way Into the Writers Room

Most people fudge their resumes a little bit at some point in their lives. Some even manage to successfully bullshit their way through a job. But this con artist is seriously next level. TV writer and veteran Dylan Park recently shared his account of the time an impressive decorated war hero got hired to join …
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Some of the Worst Tweets of All Time Compiled Into One Painful Thread

We often highlight some of the funniest jokes that Twitter has to offer for those who normally wouldn’t go near the bird website with a ten-foot pole. But it would be a lie to portray Twitter as anything other than a cesspool of horrific takes and the sort of cringe that can only come from …
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Man Learns of Crab-Eating Raccoon Squatting In His Attic, Takes Twitter Along For the Ride

Raccoons are pretty amazing critters. They’ve become the unlikely stars of dank memes and YouTube videos. Hell, they’ve even earned the endearing moniker of «trash panda.» For animals that are known for rummaging through garbage and causing a ruckus, they’re pretty damn beloved.  Until you learn they’re living in your attic.  Twitter user @yoda learned …
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