25 New York Yankees Memes for Bleacher Creatures Celebrating all 27 World Series Wins

The memes that Ruth built. The Yankees are the most popular team in MLB for a reason. It’s not just because their games are electric, played in the greatest city in the world. It’s not because they have the most storied history in Major League Baseball, with the most famous baseball players of all time …
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‘If he wanted to, he would’: The best memes and reactions to the Empire State Building proposal in NYC

What is your dream proposal and does it involve scaling the Empire State Building? Well, 33-year-old Angela Nikolau and 32-year-old Ivan Keznetsov are two international «roof-topping» daredevils in love who beat you to it. The duo have a Netflix documentary about their skyscraper climbs called Skywalkers: A Love Story and have climbed many tall buildings …
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New Yorker blocks neighbor’s car in by parking in front of their shared driveway, gets angry when she wakes him up at 2 AM to move it: ‘Do it again, I’ll have it towed.’

It was much nicer for her to wake him up and let him fix his mistake than wait for him to get a ticket. You can’t always control what your neighbor does. If you live in a neighborhood with a Homeowners’ Association, you can absolutely control the color of mulch that your neighbor uses in …
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New Yorker claims it’s taboo to ask fellow New Yorkers what they do for work: ‘It’s a sensitive topic for the Brooklyn crowd for sure.’

Is it really so inappropriate to ask somebody about their job?  Most of us like to think of small talk as pretty universal. I’d be willing to bet that you could walk into any office in America and ask the employees, «What did you think of the season finale of The Pitt, and at least …
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Woman refuses to stay at date’s tiny NYC studio during blizzard and sticks to original plan of going home to sleep in her own bed, and shovel her driveway

Winter, snow, and stormy weather have been romanticized so much it genuinely melts my brain, like, there should be a spectrum between cozy and curfewed in. But this New York woman’s story isn’t about a blizzard, it is a story about a guy who thinks «come over to my tiny studio» is the romantic solution …
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Never Change, Adult Men Who Wear Shorts in the Snow

If you’re an American male, there’s a 99% chance that at some point in your life, you wore shorts in inappropriate weather. I will never forget the day I was on a school trip to Tiananmen Square (don’t even ask), and one of the 7th-grade boys in our group was fully dressed in basketball shorts …
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Mother-in-law demands her son and his New York native wife, who is expecting a baby, move to Virginia after living in NYC for 10 years: ‘She said outright it’s only fair that we move to Virginia now.’

This Queen-born woman made it clear that she wouldn’t live anywhere but New York long before she and her husband got married.  If you’re not from a big city, you might think of big cities as places that someone lives for a couple of years in their 20s for career reasons, but quickly abandons in …
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Spoilt 12-year-old, Leah, demands leaving friend’s NYC 12th birthday trip early, after claiming she’s «bored», Leah’s mom demands host mother drives hour away to drop her home, host mother refuses: ‘If I left with Leah, we’d miss the show’

Listen, it’s fair enough for a 12-year-old child to get bored, and it results in a few moans and sulks. It happens. What’s not fair is for her to ruin another girl’s birthday when being informed of the long day’s activities beforehand. At the end of the day, New York City has no age restriction. …
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New Yorker claims all NYC transplants should have to volunteer to atone for taking from the city: ‘If the only thing you’re contributing is your taxes, you are ultimately a loser’

There is a seemingly never-ending stream of online discourse about NYC «transplants.» A transplant is someone who moves to a city that they didn’t grow up in, and allegedly makes it worse with their tacky, trendy consumption habits. It’s essentially the 21st-century version of a yuppie. Transplant discourse is not solely a New York City …
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21 NYC Pizza and Bagel Memes for New Yorkers Up at 4AM or Still Awake

Welcome to the city that never sleeps! There is so much to do, see, and experience. You will fall in love with this city and never want to leave. But, alas, it is not for everyone to exist here. If you are here just for the pizza and bagels, then you should probably just move …
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