‘I told him to go away and get a life’: Nosy boomer freaks out when neighbor paints their house peach, refuses to move to an HOA community because he’s lived there 15 years

If you want to control your neighbor’s houses, you must move into a neighborhood with a Homeowner’s Association. That is the only way you can guarantee that all of the mulch in everyone’s front lawn is the right color and that no pink flamingos will take permanent residency on your street. If you move into …
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Doting parents go to grocery store solely because their 1-year-old demands peaches, face accusations of spoiling her: ‘Stop letting the child run the household’

I’m beginning to think that talking about any combination of peaches and family life is a guaranteed way of encouraging a certain portion of the internet to lose its marbles. Seasoned internet addicts may remember the Mom Life Comics debacle a while ago when Twitter relentlessly memed a comic in which a mom complained about …
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‘Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches’: Funniest Bowser Memes for Folks Who Can’t Get Jack Black’s Power Ballad Out of Their Heads

When Jack Black signed up to be the epic villain, Bowser, in Nintendo’s new Mario and Luigi movie, we all knew that we would be in for a show. Voice acting a giant anamorphic turtle, Jack Black really had the stage wide open now, because of classic JB shenanigans, he has a solo hit on …
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‘Relatable’ Mom Comic Complains About Peach-Eating Husband, Gets Memed to Oblivion

Judging from the way people act about it, being a wife and mom is a thankless task. You push a couple of kids out only to never know a moment’s peace ever again, and your significant other may as well be another child (assuming they’re a man). The way it gets portrayed in the media, …
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