Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era. I’m mostly kidding, but …
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‘You should not pay more than $5 for a mocktail’: Non-drinkers ponder reasonably priced mocktail menu during Dry January
There is a world of benefits that come with choosing not to drink alcohol, a lifestyle that more and more people have taken to over recent years. However, it is increasingly common that saving money is not one of them. The drinks industry is forever coming up with fancy ways to make teetotalers swerve the …
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‘My stomach would be in shambles’: Dunkin’ employee astounds internet with 10 drink ‘What I Eat in a Day’ video
Food service is not a profession for the weak, but it does come with some perks. One of these is that you usually get free or discounted food and drink. When you’ve spent a grueling shift dealing with the general public, there’s nothing better than picking something from the menu for yourself, or at least …
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Piping Hot Tea Memes For a Refreshing Pick-Me-Up
When it comes to commonly consumed caffeinated beverages, coffee has an annoying habit of being the center of attention. We get it, java junkies, it’s your entire personality. Plenty of other palatable options exist for these kinds of liquids— and we’re not talking about the murky world of energy drinks. That’s right, this is where …
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Protective Father Freaks Out After Mom Lets Their 16-Year-Old Daughter Drink Wine
There comes a point in every parent’s life where they must ask themselves a very important question: am I a regular mom or a cool mom? The answer to said query determines a lot about their parenting style, but it most certainly answers the time-honored question, «Can my teenager drink in my house while supervised?» …
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American Diet Coke Addict Brags About Smuggling Whole Suitcase of Diet Coke Into Europe
I am known for being a little bit of a Diet Coke head. I can definitely survive without it, but I would either need an alternative such as Coke Zero or a bottle of Advil liquid gels to help deal with the caffeine withdrawal headaches. I am definitely not at the point where I need …
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Dunkin’ Afficionados React to New Dunkin’ Spiked Alcoholic Iced Coffee and Tea
When beverage companies ask the question «what if we combined caffeine and alcohol?» the results are typically chaotic. There is a certain genre of hard-partying American millennial who still mourns the loss of original recipe Four Loko, and don’t even think about touching Buckfast unless you want to find out why Scotland has the strictest …
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Diet Coke Lovers React to News That Main Sweetener Aspartame is Carcinogenic
Few carbonated beverages have inspired a legion of dedicated fans in quite the way that Diet Coke has. There are people who genuinely can’t make it through the day without cracking open an iconic silver can or several. One of the things that Diet Coke enjoyers are adamant about is that it can’t be that …
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A Big Bottle of Wine Memes For Wine Moms
I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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Funniest Coca Cola Memes for Carbonated Caffeine Fiends
I have to admit that I don’t care for the refreshing taste of Coca Cola all that much. I don’t dislike it, and I’ll gladly slam a Diet Coke (can only) when I need a minor caffeine hit and I don’t feel like a coffee. In terms of getting genuine pleasure out of it as …
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