‘I’d stay at the door and start eating’: Entitled takeout customers split opinion with excessive no contact delivery signage

We live in the age of ultimate convenience, something that most of us are different degrees of grateful for. Unfortunately, it can feel like more people lie on the more entitled end of the scale than the other way around. While it may be annoying to have a courier mess up your order or not …
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Kid wants a doughnut that isn’t his, entitled parents won’t tell him no: ‘I refused a doughnut to a kid and then called his mom out’

You know… kids are dumb; it’s really an undeniable and certifiable fact. In fact, it’s not even a programming error rather it’s actually one of the features of being a kid; you don’t have to know everything or be responsible and can romp around; it’s up to your parents, other guardians, or mining foreman to …
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Male Karen criticizes eclipse-heads for flying to Little Rock to watch the eclipse, gets schooled on the natural beauty of the earth: ‘Experiencing a rare cosmic phenomenon is important’

I’m sure there are a lot of people reading this who wish they could’ve seen the recent solar eclipse in full. There’s only a small strip of the United States that’s part of the line of totality, and the people who live there are lucky ducks. But we live in a super post-industrial age! It’s …
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Nosy Karen scolds tech-savvy coworker for using Ctrl-C and Ctrl-V: ‘She watches my every move in hopes of catching me make a mistake so she can tattle’

We’ve all had one of those coworkers who’s always looking over your shoulder, waiting for you to screw up. I would understand this behavior if they were a supervisor or manager paid to ensure that the people working under them are not dilly-dallying, but that’s often not the case. More frequently, this is the doing …
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Entitled Karen calls baker at 9:30 PM demanding she make her a cake for 120 people by tomorrow: ‘You realize I’m the one with the money’

In our modern age, there are very few food items that you can’t get at the drop of a hat. If you want a bucket of crispy KFC fried chicken delivered directly to your door, you can get it if you’re willing to pay the price. We live in a culture of instant gratification; for …
Seguir leyendo Entitled Karen calls baker at 9:30 PM demanding she make her a cake for 120 people by tomorrow: ‘You realize I’m the one with the money’

Karen freaks out when sleepover host mom feeds her son donuts for breakfast: ‘[You’re] going to make him obese’

Ahhhh, sleepovers. They are one of the most treasured experiences of childhood, where so many of the rules of social acceptability wear off. I went to all sorts of sleepovers in my day. I went to sleepovers where parents supplied the teens with alcohol. I hosted sleepovers where I cried if my fellow kids didn’t …
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Karen demands lifeguard find her lost bracelet at bottom of the pool, calls ‘this generation’ lazy because he couldn’t find it: ‘We tell people not to wear jewelry in the pool’

Lifeguarding is such a strange job when you really think about it. Water parks, beaches, and community pools around the world put the lives of their patrons in the hands of bored athletic teenagers, making $12 an hour if they’re lucky. It’s honestly a miracle that there aren’t more drownings at pools, given how undertrained, …
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‘She reported my vehicle as abandoned’: Karen calls cops on neighbor for parking in front of her own house

Everyone hates a tattletale. If someone is doing something wrong, they’re probably going to get caught anyway, so why put yourself in the middle of it? I especially hate people who create conflict where there isn’t any in the first place. That is precisely what happened to one Redditor who got the bylaws called on …
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‘[It] was absolute gold’: Scooter Karen rams unprovoked into woman at the grocery store, so woman relocates Karen’s groceries to an unreachable higher shelf

This pasta-aggression is *chef’s kiss*!

‘This is really hilarious after the fact’: Pharmacist and male-Karen customer shouting match turns into something straight out of Comedy Central

Have you ever found yourself in a situation that got so escalated and was so messed up, that it was actually funny? Like, it surpassed the point of being taken seriously and just went right to hilariously ridiculous? In the moment, things usually feel intense and upsetting, but then when you look back on them, …
Seguir leyendo ‘This is really hilarious after the fact’: Pharmacist and male-Karen customer shouting match turns into something straight out of Comedy Central