26 Hallmark Christmas Movie Memes for Small Town Hunks and Big City Girls

I’ll be damned if you’ve somehow avoided watching a Hallmark Christmas movie your whole life into adulthood. They’re everywhere, especially from Thanksgiving on. My mom and I are kind of obsessed with them. It started when we’d stay at hotels, and we’d watch whichever one happened to be on the in-room TV. Then we started …
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Sneaky Ways Christmas Movies Are Capitalist Propaganda

Greetings, Scrooges, Grinches, and the like. To celebrate the holidays, the explosively festive YBOC Series Finale focuses on how Christmas movies are basically all just capitalist propaganda. To send him off, Dr. Jordan Breeding is visited by a few friends.

Brutal Twitter Takedown of Love Actually Argues That the Christmas Movie Is Straight-Up Bad

When Love Actually came out in theaters, I had just turned fifteen years old. My friends and I were slight anglophiles who worshipped accented singers like Robert Smith and Damon Albarn, and watched period pieces after school. The star-studded cast of Richard Curtis‘ Christmas film made a screening a no-brainer. Colin Firth? Hugh Grant? Alan …
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I fought Santa for his power and explained the entire Santa Clause Movie Timeline

‘Tis the season! For you to hear the entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding while he’s stuck in an extremely inconvenient battle for Santa’s power. And yes, we mean the entire Santa Clause movie timeline: Every movie from The Santa Clause to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape …
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Here’s Why Being Santa Would Actually Be Endless Torture

In this video, Cracked’s Movie Math series explores the 1994 Christmas comedy The Santa Clause,  in which Tim Allen plays a man who murders Santa Clause…and then becomes the jolly bearded giver of holiday gifts. The mathmeticians look into the math behind Santa’s intense responsibilities, leaving everyone to wonder if Allen’s character actually killed Santa …
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Hallmark Memes Just In Time For The Christmas Season

It’s the Christmas season, and you know what that means! It’s Hallmark movie season, baby. The movies might be terrible and incredibly cliched, but at least they’re bad enough that we can watch them ironically and still be moderately entertained.  Now have some memes that poke fun at this sentiment!