Out of pure boredom, dude decides to fake a foreign accent at the new local cafe, has kept it up for 3 years now, sparks hilarity: ‘​I don’t even have an old country, I’m from Ohio…’

At what point is committing to the bit too far? I’m all about committing to the bit. If you’re going to do something funny, then do it with your whole chest. Comedy gold doesn’t just spark out of nowhere. It comes from the heart of a funny someone. I fully support anything for the bit.  …
Seguir leyendo Out of pure boredom, dude decides to fake a foreign accent at the new local cafe, has kept it up for 3 years now, sparks hilarity: ‘​I don’t even have an old country, I’m from Ohio…’

‘Order up!’: A Venti Vanilla Frappe of Starbucks Memes with Extra Whipped Cream and a Misspelled Name for Baristas and Their Loyal Coffee Drinkers

Do you take your memes with an extra shot of espresso? Sometimes the caffeine-induced scaries are worth every delicious drip of coffee. And sometimes, you’re sitting at your desk at work wondering why everything feels urgent, and you’re vibrating, and your heart is beating loudly inside of your ears. That’s the price of being a …
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Café boss forces customers to pay 75 cents for tap water, then nixes the policy when an employee makes him explain it to customers: ‘My boss handles all questions about the water policy.’

Charging money for tap water is ridiculous.  Nickel-and-diming customers has been a business strategy with debatable effectiveness, depending on the business. If you go to a grocery store in NYC, there’s a good chance that you will be asked to pay for your grocery bags. It’s a way for the company to make a couple …
Seguir leyendo Café boss forces customers to pay 75 cents for tap water, then nixes the policy when an employee makes him explain it to customers: ‘My boss handles all questions about the water policy.’

Barista refuses to give free coffee to ‘micro-influencer’ during rush, she drags him on social media

Do influencers deserve free stuff? There is no denying the power of social media in today’s world. It’s hard to run a business without it. And the influencer economy is nothing to sneeze at. If the right person makes the right video about your coffee shop, it’s only a matter of time before people are …
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Shopper spots Harambe shirt at Rainforest Cafe gift shop: ‘Wake up, it’s 2016’

Harambe will live forever! Do you remember where you were when the beloved gorilla from the Cincinnati Zoo went viral for the first time? I remember being in my 10th-grade World History final when my teacher, the incomparable Coach Bates, remarked upon the tragic loss of an icon. At the time, I would never have …
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Manager takes toddler to cafe, stumbles upon employee in the middle of a job interview: ‘Her face dropped as she saw me’

One of the unwritten rules of business is that if you are looking to change your job, you should keep it quiet that you are shopping around. This was a rule that one manager and her employee unwittingly broke after awkwardly bumping into one another outside of work, when the supervisor was spending some quality …
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Coffee shop employee denounces colleague for forgetting online order, gets offended when she refuses to take the blame: ‘I didn’t think it was fair’

Nobody wants to be the person who messed up at work, but lying about it is usually worse than owning up to the mistake. There is not an employee on this earth who hasn’t done something wrong now and then, but the real measure of their value as a worker is not always the mistake …
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‘The barista gave me a cookie and said I handled it better than most’: So-called ‘micro-influencer’ tries to kick out paying cafe customer from their window seat for a photoshoot

It seems like everyone is an influencer nowadays. We’ve all seen how seemingly easy it is to go viral, and it’s hard to pass up the chance to make «easy» money by making videos. Of course, it’s not as easy as it looks, but it’s definitely easier than a lot of other jobs. But the …
Seguir leyendo ‘The barista gave me a cookie and said I handled it better than most’: So-called ‘micro-influencer’ tries to kick out paying cafe customer from their window seat for a photoshoot

‘He’s just sitting there watching anime the whole time’: Fustrated cafe-regular asks young man to give up his seat at crowded cafe, says since he didn’t purchase anything, it’s not ethical for him to take up seating

Is it possible for an action comic to lack an obvious hero and villain?  What if no one person is perfectly right or undoubtedly wrong? Is there such a thing as the ‘middle-ground’ when it comes to one person against another, or is the angel vs devil mentality too painfully secured? Okay, maybe in a …
Seguir leyendo ‘He’s just sitting there watching anime the whole time’: Fustrated cafe-regular asks young man to give up his seat at crowded cafe, says since he didn’t purchase anything, it’s not ethical for him to take up seating

18-year-old barista refuses to speak after her manager says she’s not paid to talk to her coworkers: ‘I went completely silent. No greetings. No “excuse me.” Just silent working robot mode.’

This one goes out to all of the kids who got in trouble for talking too much in class. I was always an attentive student who wanted to be as well-behaved as possible. I hated getting in trouble, and the one thing I ever got in trouble for in Elementary School was talking too much. …
Seguir leyendo 18-year-old barista refuses to speak after her manager says she’s not paid to talk to her coworkers: ‘I went completely silent. No greetings. No “excuse me.” Just silent working robot mode.’