‘So, it’s flavored water?’: White Claw debuts non-alcoholic version, fails to realize it’s just seltzer

I won’t lie, a good hard seltzer is sometimes exactly what I need. I’m no stranger to a mango White Claw on a hot summer’s day. It was a great innovation, or rather repackaging of something we already had (a vodka soda). Flavor it, put it in a can, and let me buy it at …
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Weird Food Memes Straight Out of a Fever Dream

It’s Thanksgiving, and you know what that means? It’s time to eat some seasonally appropriate food like turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce! It’s so interesting that most of us eat the same thing for Thanksgiving every year. Imagine what Thanksgiving would be like if we drank mashed potato-flavored wine instead of red wine. …
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If Hard Seltzers Were Honest | Honest Ads

Roger Horton and Honest Ads are back – and this time they’re taking a hard look at hard seltzer. You know, that barely carbonated artificial-tasting alcoholic water. And frankly, the scrutiny should have been all over ‘em once «white claws, no laws» became an actual thing. So buckle up, and get ready to see the …
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New White Claw Drink Triggers Hilarious Four Loko Nostalgia

White Claw is getting a boozy makeover with its newest hard seltzer ‘Surge’ and the news has many reminiscing about the original Four Loko, notorious for its chaotic recipe consisting of taurine, guarana, caffeine and at one point, wormwood. The caffeinated iteration of the fabled ‘premium malt beverage’ was discontinued in 2010 after a series …
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