Why wouldn’t he make accommodations for his own sister? Allergies are not to be messed with, especially severe ones. One time when I was working as a cashier at a Chinese restaurant, a dude called in to order for pickup and said his wife was highly allergic to soy. He asked us to please make …
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Hotel cook constantly trauma dumps and complains to her 32-year-old coworker, whom she barely knows: ‘I’m truly sorry that you’ve had so much tragedy in your life, but I do not have the tools to help.’
Why does she think this is appropriate? Have you ever had a coworker who is constantly telling you about all the awful things happening in their life but never asks you about anything in yours? I’ve definitely been on the receiving end of this dynamic once or twice, and it can be a bit frustrating. …
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Roommate refuses to pay his $12 portion of the internet bill because his roommate accidentally ate 2 of his eggs: ‘I tried to rectify the situation by buying a new carton’
My least favorite thing about roommates is having four egg cartons in the fridge. Let me rephrase: the worst thing about having roommates you don’t communicate with is having four egg cartons in the refrigerator. If you have three roommates who can engage in more than a five-word conversation with each other, you are probably …
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25+ Egg Memes Served Scrambled, Poached, or Sunny Side Up
There is no wrong way to eat an egg, there is only the right way to you. How you like your eggs says a lot about what you’re like as a person. For instance, I like my eggs scrambled French style, cooked on low for so long that you almost lose faith that they’re cooking …
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23 Egg Memes to LOL at Because Life’s a Yolk
I can offer you an egg in these trying times
25+ Breakfast Memes Served With Eggs, Bacon, and a Smile
Whether you’re a pancake girl, an oatmeal bro, or an eggs and bacon truther, you probably know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day (so they say). To me, it’s one of the best reasons to get out of bed in the morning. If I didn’t have the promise of something sweet …
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26 Memes Served on the Double, Lickety Split
I’ve always wanted to work in an old-fashioned diner… to flip eggs while wearing a little white paper hat and call people «doll.» I’m sure it’s not as glamorous as I imagine it to be (I mean, I’ve worked in the service industry before, it can be a bummer). But I’d love to have a …
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20+ Egg Memes That Are Just Yolkin’ Around
Where would we be without eggs? As a person who doesn’t eat meat, eggs are a huge staple of my diet, any way, any how. I’ll take ‘em scrambled, soft-boiled, fried, or whisked into a pot of soup, I’m in. It’s a perfect, whole food. Fats, omega 3s, protein, and a delicious savoriness that’s hard …
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‘Millennials are itching to treat Gen Alpha the way Boomers treated them’: Mean mom mocks daughter for not knowing how to boil eggs, gets dragged by the internet
I would never claim to be an expert on this topic, but I feel like one of the most important parts of being a mom or dad is teaching your kid the life skills they will need to survive as an adult. It’s inevitable that every parent will leave a couple of gaps — they’re …
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Weekly Internet Roundup: Head Cracked Eggs, Billionaire Anti-Aging, and Plane Freakout Lady Speaks
Also, Selena Gomez wraps herself in a blanket.