My least favorite thing about roommates is having four egg cartons in the fridge. Let me rephrase: the worst thing about having roommates you don’t communicate with is having four egg cartons in the refrigerator. If you have three roommates who can engage in more than a five-word conversation with each other, you are probably …
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25+ Egg Memes Served Scrambled, Poached, or Sunny Side Up
There is no wrong way to eat an egg, there is only the right way to you. How you like your eggs says a lot about what you’re like as a person. For instance, I like my eggs scrambled French style, cooked on low for so long that you almost lose faith that they’re cooking …
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23 Egg Memes to LOL at Because Life’s a Yolk
I can offer you an egg in these trying times
25+ Breakfast Memes Served With Eggs, Bacon, and a Smile
Whether you’re a pancake girl, an oatmeal bro, or an eggs and bacon truther, you probably know that breakfast is the most important meal of the day (so they say). To me, it’s one of the best reasons to get out of bed in the morning. If I didn’t have the promise of something sweet …
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26 Memes Served on the Double, Lickety Split
I’ve always wanted to work in an old-fashioned diner… to flip eggs while wearing a little white paper hat and call people «doll.» I’m sure it’s not as glamorous as I imagine it to be (I mean, I’ve worked in the service industry before, it can be a bummer). But I’d love to have a …
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20+ Egg Memes That Are Just Yolkin’ Around
Where would we be without eggs? As a person who doesn’t eat meat, eggs are a huge staple of my diet, any way, any how. I’ll take ‘em scrambled, soft-boiled, fried, or whisked into a pot of soup, I’m in. It’s a perfect, whole food. Fats, omega 3s, protein, and a delicious savoriness that’s hard …
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‘Millennials are itching to treat Gen Alpha the way Boomers treated them’: Mean mom mocks daughter for not knowing how to boil eggs, gets dragged by the internet
I would never claim to be an expert on this topic, but I feel like one of the most important parts of being a mom or dad is teaching your kid the life skills they will need to survive as an adult. It’s inevitable that every parent will leave a couple of gaps — they’re …
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Weekly Internet Roundup: Head Cracked Eggs, Billionaire Anti-Aging, and Plane Freakout Lady Speaks
Also, Selena Gomez wraps herself in a blanket.
23 Eggcelent Memes to Yolk Around With for National Egg Day That’ll Crack You Up (June 3, 2023)
Eggs have really rebranded themselves this year. They went from a grocery item completely taken for granted, to one of the most expensive and desired items on the list. People are starting to realize just how important eggs are. They’re one of the main parts of many great breakfasts, they are required for many many …
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Food Memes To Quell The Hunger
Sometimes, the only thing that will quench the hunger is a breakfast meal from McDonald’s. I don’t have the most refined pallet, so when I’m inconsolably hungry at 6 AM, McDonald’s breakfast is one of the only things I can think of. I’m aware that it is terrible for me. I do not eat it …
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