Behind-The-Scenes Pictures From Movies And TV That Are Both Funny And Fascinating

Even when the reality is not so glamorous, the entertainment industry can seem like a magical place. Looking in from the outside, it’s easy to wonder how they accomplish the feats in some of our favorite movies and TV shows, or even what those millions of dollars in production costs get used for. This is …
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The Full ‘Matrix Resurrections’ Trailer Just Dropped and Fans Are Ready to Free Their Minds

Since Warner Bros launched that trippy interactive website on Tuesday, the internet has been literally shaking in anticipation for the full Matrix Resurrections trailer. Well the wait is over for all the Matrix-pilled fans out there.  So Neo and Trinity have aged and appear to be experiencing amnesia in a sterile-looking San Francisco, while younger …
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4 Lazy Ways Action Movies Trick You Into Thinking They’re Deep

Supposedly fun action movies are trying to trick you into also thinking they’re smarter than they are, but alleged «Doctor» Jordan Breeding isn’t about to be fooled by the MCU’s or Star Wars’ shenanigans. In this video he takes down some high quality examples of very lazy plot devices that make people think a film …
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The Entire Final Destination Franchise Explained (By A Guy Cheating Death And Cooking Spaghetti)

A classic franchise, pasta, and a little trademark suspense. What more could you ask for? Final Destination is long overdue the Cracked  treatment, which Jordan Breeding does his best with even with the looming threat of his own mortality hung over his head. All five movies get a blow-by-blow analysis that would be impressive even …
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4 Movies That Didn’t Realize They Ruined Humanity

Everybody loves Spider-Man and Bill & Ted and also Casper exist, but even such beloved characters as these will make decisions so terrible they potentially doom the entire planet and all of humanity. You just might not always notice right away. Thankfully «Doctor» Jordan Breeding noticed, and he and Your Brain On Cracked are here …
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Cracked Ruined John Wick By Doing the Math

The John Wick movies are a lot of fun as long as nobody is keeping tallying of how many people John has killed or the horrific financial burdens he puts on his victims’ families or the amount of vengeful orphans he’s created. Well… we kept tally. And so did the vengeful orphans, probably.

The Internet Has A New Hero And He’s An Austin Powers Lookalike

It’s a sad truth that not many people out there really enjoy their jobs. The grass is always greener on the other side, and it can often feel like a select few are much luckier than others. Add fancy dress and a dance routine into the equation, and the jealousy levels only rise further. Movie …
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5 Incompetent Characters Who Make Superhero Plots Possible

Superhero movies like Spider-Man, Batman, Wonder Woman, and a million others only really work if a bunch of morons in the background bumble around and do their jobs poorly. Alleged «Doctor» Jordan Breeding and Your Brain On Cracked return to point at morons and make fun of them. Like a superhero would.

Worker Exposes Movie Popcorn Scam & Other Concession Secrets

Everyone knows that the concession stand at any movie theater franchise is going to rip you off. $9.99 for a large popcorn is almost offensive, but we still buy it for the full experience. Apparently, laughable prices aren’t even the worst of the movie theater scamming. TikToker and concession employee @thatcoolguy.25597 has been exposing just …
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40+ Dune Memes For Spice Heads

We’re about four months from the release of Denis Villeneuve’s remake of David Lynch’s kooky Dune. The 1984 adaptation of Frank Herbert’s novel, while arguably less wild as what Alejandro Jodorowsky had originally imagined, has become something of a weirdo cult classic. It’s no surprise that Lynch fans are skeptical of the remake – it …
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