A Sarlacc Pit’s Worth of Silly Star Wars Memes

Star Wars fans have a lot to be thankful for these days. There’s the new series The Book of Boba Fett, which we’d been looking forward to since the explosive finale of The Mandalorian’s second season. It’s already getting great reception from both critics and fans. Then there’s the shows we’re patiently waiting for, like A Droid Story, …
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4 Weirdly Specific And Dumb Sports Tropes

As a former sports skeptic, I always found that melodramatic sports movies like Remember the Titans and Miracle  were more interesting than the recreational activities they were written about. They were mostly shorter than the games (or matches) themselves, and generally had a better ratio of hunks, which kept my teenage boy-crazy ass satisfied. As entertaining …
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15+ Crappy Fan-Made Movie Posters That Almost Improve On The Originals

Like many types of popular art, the success of a movie is often dependent on its fanbase. From the hugest Marvel blockbuster to the beloved cult classic, film is not just about the sales at the box office; it’s also about satisfying the weirdos who sit at home making gif sets all day.  While the …
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30 Funny Gems From the Humorous Side of Letterboxd

Movie reviews don’t always have to be super serious, poignant, and insightful. Thanks to Letterboxd, a social network dedicated to rating and reviewing movies, anyone can be a critic. Because any average Joe can hop onto the app and offer their two cents, the site has become a sort of bizarro Twitter for film buffs. …
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Movie Theater Worker Shows Mess Left Behind At «Spider-Man» Screenings

It’s one of the basic rules of being in a public space: you should always clean up after yourself if you can. It’s never an enjoyable experience to be surrounded by litter, especially when you’re the employee who has to tidy it up.  Movie theaters can be some of the worst places for unnecessary mess. …
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I fought Santa for his power and explained the entire Santa Clause Movie Timeline

‘Tis the season! For you to hear the entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding while he’s stuck in an extremely inconvenient battle for Santa’s power. And yes, we mean the entire Santa Clause movie timeline: Every movie from The Santa Clause to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape …
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Cracked Explains ‘Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City’

The entire Resident Evil: Welcome To Raccoon City reboot movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient marriage therapy session with his clone. Hopefully this reboot doesn’t get a reboot sequel.

4 Terrible Movie Franchises That Could Be Fixed With One Small Change

Ever see a movie that you think you could easily make…less bad? Hollywood makes a lot of bad movies, but «Doctor» Jordan Breeding is here to help fix some of the worst ones like Twilight, Batman V Superman, Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull, and every Pirates of the Caribbean after the first one. It really wouldn’t …
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The Internet Reacts To The Wattpad x ViacomCBS Partnership

If you’re an online savvy person under the age of 30, your life has likely been touched by Wattpad in some way. At least, that’s what a certain multimedia conglomerate seems to think.  Whether you’ve been unwillingly exposed to cringeworthy K-pop self-inserts or you went through an avid Sonic Mpreg phase, CBSViacom wants to bring …
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Video of Matrix Fans Waiting to See ‘Reloaded’ Is a Beautifully Cringey Glimpse at the Early Aughts

As was the case for many older millennials, my cousin and I were intensely obsessed with The Matrix. We’d dress up and recite lines from the 1999 action film, writhing as we pretended to dodge bullets. We also learned that wearing sunglasses indoors can lead to injuries, but as tweens we didn’t really care. We …
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