Divorced dad of 2 ridicules younger girlfriend for farting in her sleep: ‘What do you want me to do?’

Ah, men: you can’t fart with them, and you can’t fart without them. It has been my understanding for the longest time that men think farts are funny. They love to let one rip and then hold their beloved’s head under the covers as a fun little prank moment. It has recently come to my …
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Boyfriend farts in his girlfriends face, can’t understand why she leaves the dinner: ‘I’m making this a bigger deal by trying to punish him’

I am part of the silent (but deadly) majority who thinks farts are funny. I was a huge South Park fan growing up, and so many of my favorite episodes included Terrance and Phillip, the fictional Canadian comedy duo who are obsessed with farting on each other. If you’ve never seen a Terrance and Phillip …
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30 Fart Memes That Can’t Be Held In

My favorite movie is all about farts. No, it’s not Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, or Shrek Forever After. It’s actually a VERY serious A24 film, thank you very much. I’m just kidding; it’s probably the most unserious thing A24 had done before they blew the roof off with D*cks: The Musical. Swiss Army …
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Fart Memes for Gas Havers

There are many annoying things about getting older, and one of them is the digestive issues. I miss the days when indigestion, reflux, and bloating were mere concepts to me. As if these weren’t bad enough on their own, the gas that they are accompanied with can be pretty astounding. You really have to embrace …
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20+ Flatulent Fart Memes For Gassy Girlies

I love farts, and I’m not afraid to admit that. My favorite movie is Swiss Army Man, a film about learning not to hide farts from your friends. My favorite South Park characters are Terrance and Phillip, the fart-based Canadian comedians that need no more than a toot for a punchline. I am a friend …
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Fart Memes For Flatulent Friends

I love farts, and I’m not afraid to admit that. My favorite movie is Swiss Army Man, a film about learning not to hide farts from your friends. My favorite South Park characters are Terrance and Phillip, the fart-based Canadian comedians that need no more than a toot for a punchline. I am a friend …
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Flatulent Fart Memes For Lovers of Bodily Humor

Few things are as universally amusing as farting, and we’re willing to bet that humans have found farts hilarious since the dawn of consciousness. The comedic value of farting surpasses language, geography, and time. In fact, even people with opposing political views may share a chuckle over an unexpected fart, unless they are plagued by …
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Flatulent Fart Memes For Gassy Teens

I don’t care what anyone says, farts have got to be the pinnacle of body-related humor. In fact, we don’t trust anyone who doesn’t appreciate the humor of gas, be it a soft grumble, a high-pitched squeal, or a trumpet-sounding explosion. The sound of farts is funny, the smell of them a bit less so. …
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Funny Memes To Make Your Dry January More Manageable

I love little monthly challenges. They’re like microdosing major life changes without the annoying commitment. Some challenges are truly pointless or obvious jokes. No Nut November comes to mind as a goofy and pointless challenge that provides no benefit to those who take it on. There are drawing, creative writing, workout, and movie-watching challenges you …
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A Gassy Stack of Fart Memes Filled With Flatulent Comedy

When I was little my mom often said she didn’t fart. For some stupid reason, I believed her, but then again, I also believed her when she said she was an alien and didn’t have a belly button. Kids are dumb. The truth is everyone farts. Besides pooping, peeing, eating, and experiencing heartbreak, there’s not …
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