Elizabeth Banks’ Cocaine Bear is due to be released tomorrow, February 24th, but has already blessed the screens of a limited number of theaters around the country. The aptly titled film chronicles the journey of a 500-pound black bear who consumes an enormous amount of cocaine and causes drug-fueled mayhem around Georgia. While the premise …
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Dubious But Entertaining Texts From Drunk Nights and the Morning After
It’s been almost a decade since people started enjoying the schadenfreude and humor of reading drunk texts, but this sh*t just doesn’t get old. And fortunately for all of us, until we all need to be certified sober to send texts, there will be an endless amount of wild and hilarious exchanges. Warning: We’re aware …
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Cis Men Do an ‘Ask Me Anything’ and the Thread Is Surprisingly Wholesome
A redditor encouraged women to ask cis men the sorts of questions they’re usually too embarrassed to ask, and the resulting thread is surprisingly wholesome, even despite the fact that 80% of the questions are about genitalia. Penis jokes aside, the thread largely reveals that straight men and women share a lot of the same …
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Funny Stories From When Kids Were Given the Sex Talk
When my parents gave me the talk I already knew that «sex» was a thing. I read a lot of books that were above my maturity level, but even then I couldn’t quite put together what the act entailed. According to my cousin, it was when a man lies on top of a woman, completely …
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Seth Rogen’s Mom Tweeted About Having Great Sex and He’s Not Happy About It
Yesterday was a dark day for Seth Rogen. The actor and Twitter-famous ceramist was subjected to something nobody enjoys at any age: hearing about your parents having sex. It used to be that hearing or accidentally walking on on the people who made you was as scarring as it got. But now, with social media, …
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People Discuss the Consequences of Extreme Horniness in Academia
While the world of fictional universities makes it seem like affairs are commonplace in academia, you’d think that in reality people with or pursuing Phds would make better decisions. But the truth is we all have our weaknesses. And horniness is something that pretty much anyone can fall prey to. Even smart people. You may …
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20+ Cringey Times People Overshared When No One Asked
The internet is full of overzealous posters who have absolutely no filter when it comes to sharing crude details about their personal lives with the world wide web. And when it comes to sex, many embellish the truth or obviously lie about their sex lives to seem badass to total strangers who couldn’t care less. …
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15+ Times Dudes Exposed Their Neckbeard Tendencies
For almost as long as people have been bumping uglies, the prospect of getting laid has been a touchy subject. All these societal rules involving «manners» and «not being an entitled jerk» can get confusing sometimes, especially when you’re so horny you can’t see straight. Unfortunately, this can lead to some social situations that if …
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Crude & Rude Memes For Lovers of Crass Humor
Sometimes normie and relatable memes don’t cut it. Sometimes we need a little spice to liven things up. For some people that comes in the form of humor that only a teenage boy or a horndog of any age could appreciate. For others, it’s more of a painfully blunt and astute observation about how some …
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Dumb & Cringey People Who Need To Take Sex Ed
We often lament the current state of healthcare in the United States, but judging by these social media posts, we need to take a much harder look at the state of our school systems. These morons either cut all their Sex Ed classes or even worse – didn’t have access to a sexual education program …
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