I am part of the silent (but deadly) majority who thinks farts are funny. I was a huge South Park fan growing up, and so many of my favorite episodes included Terrance and Phillip, the fictional Canadian comedy duo who are obsessed with farting on each other. If you’ve never seen a Terrance and Phillip …
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‘If one kid wants dinner now, then I make dinner’: Mom criticizes babysitting grandma for offering her son fruit instead of cooking dinner 2 hours early
It’s a tale as old as time: you walk up to your mom and tell her you’re hungry for dinner. She says that she’s not making dinner for another hour or so. Then, she offers you some fruit to quell your hunger but not ruin your appetite. You refuse and choose to be miserable until …
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A Wooden Table Set With 40 Memes Instead of Manners
My parents were the type of people to send you off to manners school if you forgot to say ‘please’. I once had a fork for everything. A fork for salad, a fork for the main dish, and a fork for dessert. I was informed that no good, self-respecting company would accept me as an …
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A Wooden Table Set With 33 Memes Instead of Manners
I grew up in a strict household, one that abided by the unwritten laws of social norms, and also abided by the written ones. Basically, manners mattered, and that included the actual time I spent at a dinner table. Heaven forbid I went to a friend’s house and used the same fork. The way I …
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Raw Meat Dieter Gets Roasted for Boasting About «Elite Dinner» on Twitter
I pray for the day that extreme keto, raw foodism, and the Paleolithic diet finally disappear into the ether like all ridiculous dietary trends before them. No matter how many people start extolling their benefits, I will never believe that consuming raw red meat and little else is the basis for great health. It doesn’t …
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Weekly Internet Roundup: Hiking is Bad, Australian Sushi is Canceled, and Gen Z vs. The 9 to 5
Also: Jay Z settles the dinner debate.
A Wooden Table Set With 30+ Memes Instead of Manners
Back when I was a kid, my parents believed that if I sat at the dinner table and had my elbow set right next to my place, that I would be banished from any future workplace I might find after they saw how I dared position myself as I ate. What the two have to …
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Normal Woman Orders a Steak, Irrational Mother-In-Law Flips Out Over Portion Size
Now, I don’t have the biggest stomach of all time, but when I go out, I’ll order what I order based on what I want. Maybe I worked out that morning; I’m going to order something heavy and hearty. Maybe I’m not feeling particularly peckish, so I’ll order something light. That’s my decision and unless …
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25+ Spicy Pizza Memes In 30 Minutes or Less
Growing up, pizza was one of the best things in the world. It was more than just delicious, the presence of pizza often signaled a good time. Cheap, but tasty Little Caesar’s at sleepovers, pizza day in the school cafeteria, eating a big pie with your soccer team after a win. Pizza is nostalgic, it’s …
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Explain Like I’m 35: What is Girl Dinner?
Over the past few years, a common philosophy shared on social media has been that we should all know less about each another. This viewpoint and the infamous reaction image that often accompanies it is usually deployed in response to people sharing the most gross or personal aspects of their lives; like badmouthing someone on …
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