Aging is a privilege that not everybody gets, and that’s just one of the reasons it’s so evil that many of us have been convinced that it’s the worst thing to ever happen to us. Unfortunately, it makes a privileged few a heck of a lot of money, so we live in a world where …
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27 Bartending Memes for Mixologists Who Care About Ice
If you did dry January, kudos to you. But chances are, you’re deep into February and wouldn’t turn down a vodka cran on a Tuesday. Sure, alcohol isn’t the best for your health, but neither is sadness. So you belly up to your favorite neighborhood gin joint, and you’re taken into the loving embrace by …
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‘It’s not a money thing, but it’s the principle of it’: Non-drinker starts beef with host over oddly specific drink request
Hosting a party can be a barrel of fun. It can also be immensely stressful. You’re in charge of everyone else having a good time, which can be a lot of emotional weight to take on. You want everyone to be stimulated, chatting, dancing (if it’s that kind of party), and perhaps most importantly, satiated …
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‘You should not pay more than $5 for a mocktail’: Non-drinkers ponder reasonably priced mocktail menu during Dry January
There is a world of benefits that come with choosing not to drink alcohol, a lifestyle that more and more people have taken to over recent years. However, it is increasingly common that saving money is not one of them. The drinks industry is forever coming up with fancy ways to make teetotalers swerve the …
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‘So, it’s flavored water?’: White Claw debuts non-alcoholic version, fails to realize it’s just seltzer
I won’t lie, a good hard seltzer is sometimes exactly what I need. I’m no stranger to a mango White Claw on a hot summer’s day. It was a great innovation, or rather repackaging of something we already had (a vodka soda). Flavor it, put it in a can, and let me buy it at …
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20+ Funniest Drunk Cigarette Tweets for Guilty Vice Havers Who Can Still Smell Last Night
Coming of age just a few years before sucking on a fruity flash drive turned into the preferred way of developing a nicotine addiction, I’m eternally glad I never became a full-time smoker. That said, I’d be lying if I claimed to have never enjoyed those moreish little death sticks from time to time. Many …
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‘It doesn’t seem too bad’: Concerned Man Claims Co-Worker Has a Drinking Problem, Starts Debate About Alcohol Consumption
No matter how much many of us enjoy an alcoholic beverage or several, the facts on the world’s most commonly used recreational drug cannot be ignored. It is infamous for creating some awkward situations and at its worst, completely ruining lives. However, there can be some stark personal and cultural differences when it comes to …
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30 Mixology Memes For Shot-Slinging Bartenders
I feel like the coolest person at the bar is usually the bartender because they have what everyone wants. They hold all the power and look sick while doing so. Every time I’ve tried to order a drink at a crowded bar, I feel like the schmuck of the century, trying to angle my body …
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26 Wine Memes for Natural Wine Hipsters
I’m one of those spineless trend followers who started ordering natural orange wine at restaurants because it sounds cool. In my defense, I also like the way it tastes. But could I tell you what makes it orange? Absolutely not. I only know that all the hip girls are ordering it, so I follow, rank …
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Protective Father Freaks Out After Mom Lets Their 16-Year-Old Daughter Drink Wine
There comes a point in every parent’s life where they must ask themselves a very important question: am I a regular mom or a cool mom? The answer to said query determines a lot about their parenting style, but it most certainly answers the time-honored question, «Can my teenager drink in my house while supervised?» …
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