30 Fart Memes That Can’t Be Held In

My favorite movie is all about farts. No, it’s not Shrek, Shrek 2, Shrek the Third, or Shrek Forever After. It’s actually a VERY serious A24 film, thank you very much. I’m just kidding; it’s probably the most unserious thing A24 had done before they blew the roof off with D*cks: The Musical. Swiss Army …
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Lactose Intolerant Lady Schools Busybody On Why She Ordered Oat Milk in Her Coffee

I have never been a milk girl. I come from a family of milkaholics, and I just don’t fit in there. My parents have 3-4 gallons of milk in their fridge at any given time, and they will finish all of it without a drop getting spoiled. I will buy a tiny carton of milk …
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A Shower of Bathroom Memes for Squeaky Clean Squatty Potty Users

The chore that I have the most love/hate relationship with is always going to be cleaning the bathroom. On the one hand, it’s an extremely satisfying upper body workout to scrub away the unsightly gunk and grime that comes from all our ablutions. On the other, it’s hard work and also pretty gross.  What swings …
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20+ Flatulent Fart Memes For Gassy Girlies

I love farts, and I’m not afraid to admit that. My favorite movie is Swiss Army Man, a film about learning not to hide farts from your friends. My favorite South Park characters are Terrance and Phillip, the fart-based Canadian comedians that need no more than a toot for a punchline. I am a friend …
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Fart Memes For Flatulent Friends

I love farts, and I’m not afraid to admit that. My favorite movie is Swiss Army Man, a film about learning not to hide farts from your friends. My favorite South Park characters are Terrance and Phillip, the fart-based Canadian comedians that need no more than a toot for a punchline. I am a friend …
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Dude Gets Roasted For Claiming He Uses 8 Toilet Paper Rolls Per Day

Twitter Blue is out in full force, and with that comes the Twitter Blue defenders. Many people are roasting the poor naive Twitter users who have subscribed to this paid verification service, and they are getting a wee bit defensive about it. If I paid $8 a month for a practically worthless service, I, too, …
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Scottish Woman Does Entertaining Takedown Of ‘5-Minute Crafts’ Toilet Hacks

Nobody likes to think of themselves as a fool, yet here we all are. Like it or not, every single one of us who has been sucked into the eternally grinding wheels of the online content mill, and we’re a lost cause at this point. Social media is a cesspool of engagement bait, and we’re …
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Woman Has Diarrhea Emergency In Public Toilet, Girlfriend Steps In To Save Her From Embarrassment

There are plenty of things that can go wrong on vacations abroad, and sickness is probably one of the worst. It doesn’t matter if your stomach withstands a diet of food truck hotdogs and bizarrely flavored vape juices back home, one sip of the water in a place you’re not familiar with is enough to …
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This Is Not A Drill: Meghan Trainor And Her Husband Use Twin Toilets

When you’ve been with your significant other for a while, it’s only natural that you start to get more comfortable around each other. Bodily gases are no longer held in for hours; you stop stressing about your morning breath. Most of us accept that the intimacy of a long term relationship is often kind of …
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Amazon Package Thieves Face Revenge After Victim Starts Pooping In Parcels

Shopping online is one of life’s little pleasures. There’s nothing quite like opening your front door to a much-needed item  — or even better, a random piece of crap you decided to order when you were drunk.  However, not everybody gets the privilege of actually opening what they’ve ordered. When it comes to petty crime …
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