Shopping online is one of life’s little pleasures. There’s nothing quite like opening your front door to a much-needed item — or even better, a random piece of crap you decided to order when you were drunk.
However, not everybody gets the privilege of actually opening what they’ve ordered. When it comes to petty crime these days, there are few easier targets than peoples’ parcel deliveries. Whether you end up with a MacBook or some specialist herpes cream is anyone’s guess, but that doesn’t seem to stop parcel thieves like the ones that keep showing up at the home of Destiny, otherwise known as @desticle. So frequent is the thievery at her home that her mom decided to take drastic action in the form of pooping in and then resealing an Amazon box, leaving it on the porch to be taken.
While many applauded the devious plan, it did not go exactly as expected. Her mom’s initial target had been a man she recognized in the street from her Ring doorbell, but it was another perpetrator who was unlucky enough to pick up that particular package. This hasn’t stopped her on her mission, though, and she promises to try again until all the thieves have received the off-putting message.