Family reunion stories generally hit somewhere between heartwarming and weird. But this one came with a surprise guest appearance from an aunt who vanished over a decade ago and now needs a handwritten endorsement for government money. And that hits different.

After twelve years of silence, she just shows up, all smiles, asking for a «small favor.» The favor is not about reconciliation or forgiveness. She wants her niece to confirm that she played a loving, hands-on role in her childhood. In reality, her most recent contribution to the family was disappearing before Facebook even took off.  

The niece laughs, because how else do you react when someone tries to rewrite history for a tax credit? The aunt doesn’t laugh back. She insists they were inseparable, which is a bold claim to make about a kid you left at eight years old. When the niece refuses to lie, the aunt goes full soap opera, storming out and reporting to the family chat that she’s been betrayed by kin.  

It should have ended there, but dramatic relatives never stop at one act. Weeks later she sends guilt-laced texts about «having concerns» and «wanting to guide» her niece, as though ghosting for a decade qualifies her for mentorship. Then comes the final twist. She files the false claim, gets caught, and circles back crying for help to fix it.