Porch pirate boobytraps themselves with a box of 1,500 live roaches after stealing a package from a neighbor with pet lizards: ‘Glorious karma’

Imagine opening a package and expecting a payday only to find thousands of bugs crawling up your arm instead.  This porch pirate in our next tale got a hefty dose of instant karma after he stole packages from the wrong neighbor. Expecting a box from their online Dubia roach dealer, this lizard lover was watching …
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‘She said just to ignore it’: Mom steals her daughter’s identity and runs up $6,000 in debt, college girl catches her thieving parent in a lie after getting chastised for financial awareness

Parents are supposed to look out for their kids. Unlike creatures in the animal kingdom who kick their babies out of the nest the day they’re old enough to fend for themselves, humans are unique in sustaining their empathy for their grown children’s life dilemmas. That is, of course, unless they’re the predatory type of …
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Dad refuses to intervene when his 10-year-old daughter’s lunch is stolen at school daily, claims the thief needs the food more: ‘I started making 2 lunches for her and told her to hide one in her backpack’

If you’ve ever heard the phrase, «Don’t be your child’s first bully,» you’ll probably also enjoy the less classic but nonetheless resonant, «Don’t enable your child’s first bully.» There are a lot of excuses that can be made for school bullies. They might not have the best home life, or they might be taking their …
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‘Your family is enabling this toxic behavior’: Mom accuses sister of stealing her wedding ring after babysitting for free, continues to ask for free childcare

There’s a common saying, «You get what you pay for.» People usually use this when they’re talking about a cheap item they purchased that ends up breaking or otherwise being subpar. It makes sense. If you buy «AirPods» on Temu for $19.99, you’d be the fool for assuming they would connect to your phone. If …
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‘That’s what he gets for stealing my money’: Older brother teaches a thieving brother a lesson, ending a sibling feud with a cleverly placed clown doll

Siblings mess with each other all the time. We eat each other’s leftovers, we ‘borrow’ shirts indefinitely, and we might even rat on our sibling to our parents if it’s warranted. But there’s a line that cannot be crossed in siblingdom, and that line is downright theft. If your sibling steals something of yours without …
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‘I let everyone use it’: Entitled roommates steal $40 worth of coffee pods, freak out when they realize they’re decaf

Living with other people is rarely easy. When you venture into the world of having a roommate or several, you either learn quickly about things like grocery labeling and cleaning schedules, or you become the reason why they exist. I think it’s safe to say that most individuals in these living situations have pinched an …
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Cookie fanatic attempts to steal Oreos from stranger’s shopping cart, claims they’re hers: ‘What is wrong with people?’

I think the Oreo is a perfect food. It’s been honed and engineered over decades to deliver exactly what we want in every bite. A mix of crispy, creamy, sweet, with just a hint of salt. It’s as addictive a concoction as anything out there. And of course, everyone has their own special way of …
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‘I don’t **** with thieves’: Mom cancels Christmas after catching her 6-year-old stealing $70 from her purse

When you’re a kid, the threat of being put on the naughty list is usually enough to make you be on your best behavior for that last month of the year. I wholeheartedly believed in the surveillance state of Santa and was a bit paranoid that any wrong move I made would result in me …
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Rib-Stealing Boyfriend Mooches Off a Friendly Potluck, Starting Beef When He Gets Uninvited From Future Parties

There are rules in socialized society that must be followed at all times. Please keep your pants on when you’re taking public transportation, please help old ladies cross the street, and pleasepleaseplease for the love of God bring something to a potluck when you’re asked to bring a dish.  Potlucks were invented so that the …
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Office «Food Goblin» Refuses to Stop Stealing Lunch From Co-workers, Gets Schooled With Petty Revenge

A lot of the time, the best thing about being at work is the lunch break. Your colleagues may be annoying and all your tasks are boring, but at least you get that sacred thirty minutes to enjoy whatever treats you packed for yourself that morning. It’s a real respite, which makes it all the …
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