Weekly Internet Roundup: Kevin James, Girl Math, and Britney’s Knives

Also, TJ Mack goes global.

Ranch Dressing-Obsessed Woman Leaves Restaurant To Buy Ranch For Her Meal Mid-Date, Gets Dumped

It’s no surprise that midwesterners love ranch. There’s nothing I love more than dipping some squeaky cheese curds into a side of ranch and going to town on some beers in a dive bar in a midsized midwestern city. It might come as a surprise to a lot of midwesterners that ranch dressing is primarily …
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A Slate of Super Silly Memes

Some memes are plain. Mediocre. Washed up. They’ve been through the wringer one too many times, and now they don’t work anymore. These memes are different. They’re not only stunning but also gorgeous! You’ve surely never seen anything like them, and if you have, you can get your money back no questions asked. These kinds …
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Ranch-Lover Leaves Restaurant To Buy Ranch For Her Meal Mid-Date, Gets Dumped

It’s no surprise that midwesterners love ranch. There’s nothing I love more than dipping some squeaky cheese curds into a side of ranch and going to town on some beers in a dive bar in a midsized midwestern city. It might come as a surprise to a lot of midwesterners that ranch dressing is primarily …
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A Slate of Simply Stunning Memes

Some memes are plain. Mediocre. Washed up. They’ve been through the wringer one too many times, and now they don’t work anymore. These memes are different. They’re not only stunning but also gorgeous! You’ve surely never seen anything like them, and if you have, you can get your money back no questions asked. These kinds …
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Update: Pink Sauce is Back, And it’s Walmart Incarnation is Less Pink Than You’d Expect

One of the biggest Twitter memes of last summer is back, and it’s for reasons you might not expect! In July 2022, a new product called Pink Sauce went viral on TikTok and Twitter for all the wrong reasons. This product was advertised for its Pepto Bismol color and indescribable taste, but the scandals kept …
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Midwest Memes For Real Midwesterners

When I was in college in Ohio, so many people wore shirts to football games that read «Ohio Against The World.» At the time, I thought it was pretty funny because I didn’t think it was that dramatic. Is the world really that at odds with Ohio? Now that I’m no longer living in the …
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A Slate of Stunning Memes

Some memes are plain. Mediocre. Washed up. They’ve been through the wringer one too many times, and now they don’t work anymore. These memes are different. They’re not only stunning but also gorgeous! You’ve surely never seen anything like them, and if you have, you can get your money back no questions asked. These kinds …
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Pink Sauce Creator Claims Her Product Doesn’t Need FDA Approval

If you’ve been online in any capacity this week, you’ve probably heard of the Pink Sauce. The product was originally marketed on TikTok as a delicious and unique sauce that was incomparable to any other sauce currently on the market. However, things fell apart quickly when consumers found that the sauce was shipped unrefrigerated in …
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Customer Orders Vile Sandwich With Unbelievable Ingredients

If you’ve worked in customer service, you know that most adults secretly have the taste buds of toddlers. That’s not necessarily bad, but when the 20th grown adult of your shift orders their meal with «no veggies,» you start to question the general population’s ability to consume a genuinely nutritious meal. At a restaurant where …
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