‘If people did this population would be 73’: Life coach claims people need to have their life together before dating, gets roasted for her high standards

Everybody has some periods of their life when they are unfit for dating. For me, that was my first couple of years of college. I wasn’t sexless for lack of trying, but I had several problems that were keeping me from finding romantic connections: I had cystic acne, I gained about 15 pounds, I had …
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A Cure-All Elixir of 39 Memes to Help Gen X Laugh Away the Pain of Getting Older

Getting old isn’t rad. The current slang gets weird, your music taste is out of date, and you’ve had lower back pain since 2002. At some point, our physical prime in life was wasted on late nights, binge drinking, loud concerts, and reckless stunts, but it’s like we saved up all of the collective hangovers, …
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35 Memes and Tweets as Warm as Summer to Add Joy to Your Morning Cup of Coffee

Okay, Winter, we get it, you’re cold… You can stop now and let Summer take the reigns. Enough is enough. I am definitely one of those people that take Summer for granted. During the warm months, I waddle about in my shorts and flip flops, basking in the sun, and when Winter comes, I bundle …
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A Wellness Garden of 25 Therapy Tweets to Inspire Souls Doing the Work

Imagine you are sitting in a light beige room, where the walls are covered from head to toe with shelves brimming with books, and sitting across from you is an elderly person donning glasses and licking their finger as they turn the page in their little yellow notebook. They stare at you knowingly, as if …
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Nutritionist Gets Roasted for Healthy Salad «Craving», Evoking Women Laughing Alone With Salad Meme

It’s a plain fact that a lot of us should be better at eating our greens. I am a fan of most vegetables, but picking them over a portion of fries can definitely be a challenge. Unfortunately, I’m a grown up and I don’t have someone standing over me saying I don’t get a treat …
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Twitter Expresses Bafflement Over Controversy About Influencer Mom Wishing for a Healthy Baby

One of the truest tweets to have ever been tweeted deals with breakfast foods. It talks about how many people on social media always try to find the most bad faith take of what you’re saying.  You can say » I like pancakes» and somebody will say «So you hate waffles?» No b*tch. Dats a …
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30 Gym Memes for the Exercise Obsesses and Devoted Gym Rats (August 19, 2023)

Welcome back, weekend gym warriors and those devoted to the art of exercise! It’s that time of the week again. No, not leg day. It’s meme day! After a recent move, it’s no longer convenient or even practical for me to continue attending my old gym. I will always cherish the memory of my old …
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Fitness Influencer Who Had Anti-Bloating Pill Wedding Annoys Internet Again With Post-Wedding «Wellness Recovery Day»

One thing that most people can agree on about weddings is that they aren’t supposed to be a healthy event. Aside from celebrating the marriage, excess is what they’re all about. This is part of the reason that when an influencer shared her supposedly health-conscious wedding a while ago, the internet was not too impressed.  …
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Anti-Aging Billionaire Gets Clowned for Sharing 111 Pill Supplement Regime Meant to Stop Him Getting Old

Look, nobody enjoys getting old. I know that aging is supposed to be a gift, but the way our bodies fall apart with time is one of the most horrifying things about being alive. I’m still pretty young by anybody’s standards, and the amount of minor ailments I have in comparison to when I was …
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25+ Workout Memes for the Exercise Obsessed and Devoted Gym Rats (July 29, 2023)

Have you ever gone to the gym and found yourself frustrated that there are so many people using the machines and equipment? A line for the dumbbells? That’s ridiculous! Sure, those sorts of occurrences are annoying, but have you ever thought that the world doesn’t revolve around you? Everybody else is there for the same …
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