It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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Rare Insults From the Devious Wordsmiths of the Internet
Intelligence comes in many impressive flavors. You’ve got math whizzes who solve mind-boggling equations just for fun, making the rest of us question our brains’ existence. They can calculate tips at lightning speed and perform complex mental gymnastics like it’s a walk in the park. Then there are the artistic geniuses who can turn a …
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The Best Roasty Reactions to Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet Officially Dating
I recently found myself surprised by some hot gossip from the celebrity-focused Deux Moi Instagram page. See, I don’t seek this stuff out. You learn things when you’re working on the Internet, things you’d never actually be interested in. The Deux Moi tips that Kardashian Frankenstein Kylie Jenner and actor Timothée Chalamet were dating definitely …
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Twitter Users Expose Mike Myers as an Absolute Nightmare to Work With
An old tweet featuring a video of Keanu Reeves helping the John Wick: Chapter 4 production crew with some heavy lifting recently went viral. It’s shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone that everyone’s favorite wholesome celebrity was nice to some regular people. While the tale may seem dull to those of us who are …
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Clever Comebacks & Retorts From Internet Geniuses
It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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Clever Curse-Free Insults From the Poets of Reddit
A good insult is a beautiful thing, and anyone who has spent some time on Reddit knows that many patrons of the infamous website understand the art of the roast. One user recently asked the people of Reddit to share their favorite cuss word-free insults, and boy did r/AskReddit deliver. We’ve put together a collection …
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Rare and Creative Insults From the Ready Wordsmiths of the Internet
There are many different types of intelligence in this world. Some people are mathematical whizzes who do seemingly needless equations just for kicks. They can do complex math in their head and calculate tips within seconds. Then there are the artistic geniuses, who understand how to create masterpieces with paints, pencils, sculptural materials, or even …
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Clever Comebacks and Righteous Retorts From Internet Geniuses
It’s a tale as old as time. After a long day of staring at your screen in anger, you’re standing (or maybe sitting, crying) in the shower. Just trying to wash away the agony of the day. As you lather up your hair with sweet-smelling shampoo, there it is. A «Eureka!» moment. No, not the …
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Brutal Burns From The Internet’s Poets of Cruelty
You will never ever catch us condoning punching down or malicious bullying. However, we just can’t help but have a chuckle when we see a YouTube influencer or high profile CEO or anonymous dumbass get brutally burned on the internet. Chances are, half of the people getting roasted will not even see the joke, so …
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Victims of the Fashion Police Share Funny Tales of Being Roasted
Fashion is funny. The other night at karaoke I saw two women dressed like a post-9/11 nightmare. Those child-proof bandanas you can tie. Their G-string thongs peeking from their heinously low-rise jeans. Baby-sized baby pink tees with Abercrombie logos. As a millennial who was denied all of these things by a strict mother, it brought …
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