If you grew up in suburban USA, you probably have strong opinions on Trunk or Treating versus Trick or Treating. If you were born before 2000 and have no idea what Trunk or Treating even is, consider yourself lucky. You probably had a normal, wonderful childhood that was not heavily influenced by stranger danger fear. …
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Extra Sweet Memes for Sugar Fiends Looking to Satisfy Their Sweet Tooth This Valentine’s Day
Where are the sweet tooth sugar fiends at today?! Your favorite holiday is coming up soon… February 15th! Why not the 14th? Well, all of the Valentine’s Day candy goes on sale and you get to choose from the scraps of family-size bags of candy. Do you fancy Kit-Kats, dark chocolate Hershey kisses, maybe? Whatever …
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‘I gave you sweets when you were 6 months and you turned out fine’: Boomer grandma insists on giving chocolate to her 9-month-old granddaughter despite the babies mother’s insistence that she can’t have sweets until she’s 2
Babies are simple creatures. For the first months of their lives, they only need to drink a particular kind of milk, and they’re good to go. As they grow, they can eat purees and other foods, but there’s no reason to give them any of the highly addictive and unhealthy foods that we adults eat …
Seguir leyendo ‘I gave you sweets when you were 6 months and you turned out fine’: Boomer grandma insists on giving chocolate to her 9-month-old granddaughter despite the babies mother’s insistence that she can’t have sweets until she’s 2
16-year-old gives candy to the 3 students who were listening to her in-class presentation, gets harassed for candy by the kids who were on their phones the whole time: ‘The teacher told us we could give out candy’
There’s something so uniquely humiliating about giving a class presentation in high school. If you’re underprepared, you look like an idiot and get a lousy grade. If you’re overprepared, you seem like a high-strung overachiever. You have to strike this perfect balance of being both knowledgeable and unattached to the material, which is incredibly difficult …
Seguir leyendo 16-year-old gives candy to the 3 students who were listening to her in-class presentation, gets harassed for candy by the kids who were on their phones the whole time: ‘The teacher told us we could give out candy’
30 Candy Memes For Sweet Tooth Havers Waiting for Trick-Or-Treaters
One of my favorite things to pointlessly debate are the quality of Halloween candies. When I was a kid, I thought DOTS were the greatest delicacy known to man. Come to find out, most people think that they’re trash! I can’t imagine not enjoying every chewy bite of those slightly less sugary gum drops. I …
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Overprotective dad fires babysitter for allowing 4-year-old to eat 11 packs of gummy bears: ‘Nobody with judgment that poor should be trusted with anything of value’
The limit (or lack thereof) that you put on your kid’s sugar intake is one of those classic moral quandaries that can define you as a parent. On the one hand, giving them free rein to eat whatever processed garbage they feel like is probably going to end badly; on the other, if you strictly …
Seguir leyendo Overprotective dad fires babysitter for allowing 4-year-old to eat 11 packs of gummy bears: ‘Nobody with judgment that poor should be trusted with anything of value’
25+ Easter Memes That Pair Well With Chocolate Bunnies
Happy, or should I say Hoppy Easter, everyone. It’s the day where you eat brunch, watch your cousins run around looking for eggs, and probably have one too many Cadbury creme eggs. (Though personally, I’m a sucker for the chocolate eggs with the pastel candy coating… ooh mama). The touchstones that make us Easter can …
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20+ Chocolate Memes To Give Away For Valentines Day
I think that Valentine’s Day chocolate is superior to Halloween or Christmas chocolate. I know that this is a controversial take that will upset many people, so let me explain. Valentine’s Day is the only holiday that major retailers sell those giant Hershey’s Kisses, and that is my absolute favorite way to consume chocolate. My …
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‘This is a travesty’: British Karen rails against iconic candy changing its wrappers, entertains the internet
Change is rarely an easy thing to go through. People come and go, lessons get learned, and brands radically change their branding without even consulting us first. As we get older, it’s just one assault after another when it comes to living through more and more of these scary and confusing times and confectionary companies …
Seguir leyendo ‘This is a travesty’: British Karen rails against iconic candy changing its wrappers, entertains the internet
Scrumptious Food Memes For Everyone Counting Down Until Thanksgiving Dinner
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! I hope you guys have a wonderful holiday and that your meals are delicious and nutritious. The hardest part of Thanksgiving day, in my opinion, is developing an eating strategy before dinner. My family is usually pretty reasonable with timing our meal. We eat «dinner» at 2 or 3 PM. If I …
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