One Meme, Two Memes, Red Meme, Blue Meme

One meme, Two memes, Red meme, Blue meme, Black, Blue meme, Old meme, New meme. This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of memes there are. Yes. Some are red, and some are blue. Some are old, and some are new. Some are sad, and some …
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Entitled Customer Complains About Being Shortchanged, Forfeits Getting Extra

We all like to know that we are going to get our money’s worth, especially in these heady days of a cost of living crisis. When the only thing that doesn’t seem to be increasing in price is Arizona Iced Tea, it’s important to make sure we’re not getting cheated with pretty much anything we …
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Ecological Memes For Animal Fanatics

The crazy thing about animals is that when you break it down, they are truly just freaky little guys. It’s wild that we walk the earth with them, but at the same time, it just makes sense. Some animals like spiders and many forms of aquatic life are the closest things we’ve got to aliens …
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Animal Memes For Those Unafraid of Bugs

I am not afraid of bugs, per se. I wouldn’t call myself an ally to the bug community, but whenever somebody screams and hollers at the sight of a bug, I get a little annoyed. Like, come on…it’s a bug. I believe the widespread fear of bugs comes from the fact that they look so …
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Animal Memes To Celebrate Our Furry Little Friends

Whoever said dogs were «Man’s Best Friend» forgot to include penguins, raccoons, salmon, and all animals in the animal kingdom. Animals are the light of our lives. They deserve parades and non-toxic cakes celebrating their existence. Disney’s Animal Kingdom is just that; a theme park devoted to celebrating animals 365 days a year. They say …
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Wholesome Animal Memes For Amateur Zoologists

At some point, I’m sure we all wished we were born into the legendary Irwin Dynasty. Imagine being the heiress to the Australia Zoo throne, spending your days wearing fantastic two-piece khaki outfits with your awesome family. I, for one, want nothing more than to star in my wildlife documentary programming and continue on the …
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Animal Memes for Those Who Know What Comes After Genus & Species

It’s very easy to have a knowledge of the animal kingdom on a superficial level. You go to your local zoo, you see the zebras, and you think you know something. If you’re a regular viewer of Animal Planet or the Discovery Channel, you might feel a little bit superior to the rubes who call …
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Customer Complains About Being Shortchanged, Forfeits Getting Extra

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Animal Memes For Real Ecology Heads

As a young cultural icon once said, «Animal crackers in my soup. Monkeys and rabbits loop the loop Gosh, oh gee! but I have fun Swallowing animals one by one.»  All I can say is wow…what a freak. It’s not that I object to animal-shaped crackers on any moral ground. Quite the opposite, actually. My …
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