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I’m sleep-deprived and will settle for surviving, not thriving, so I organized a list of 29 too-real daily affirmations, self-love slogans, and manifesting mantras for real-life hot messes like me
Every morning, I wake up and recite my daily affirmations: I am strong. I am capable. I’m of course kidding. I wake up every morning, regret it, try to go back to sleep, but the quirks of life pump so much cortisol in me that I am, unfortunately, wide awake. Most days, my «affirmations» sound …
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‘Yogurt dipped Pringles’: A subreddit encouraging terrible home cooked meals is the last authentic place online to be yourself
So much of my social media feed is food. It’s home cooks whipping up «easy» recipes that look like they would take me two hours to complete. Perfectly-coiffed girls saunter off to pilates and sip on health-optimized smoothies. Mothers make ginormous batches of breakfast sandwiches for their hordes of children. All of it seems almost …
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22 Funny Internet Pictures and Cartoons I Collected for Job Holders Barely Managing to Hold It Together
Let me start by getting this off my chest: These memes are me. I am these memes. If they aren’t me, I don’t know what is. And if you’re anything like me, and were told that if you worked hard, you’d find purpose and fulfillment, and now you’re just holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, …
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21 Memes for Technical ‘Adults’ With the Heart of a Teenager
On paper, I’m technically an adult. I have a job, I have an apartment, I buy my groceries, pay my bills, and I regularly get my oil changed. I can vote, I can start a business, I can buy whatever I want on eBay, but deep down, I don’t want any of those things. I …
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25+ Spring Cleaning Memes Organizing Their Closet for 30 Minutes Before They Get Bored
The weather is warming, the sun is shining, and we’re figuring out what to do with all those miscellaneous cords knocking around our house. Maybe just throw them away. Spring is for a few things: drinking green beer at the beginning, eating marshmallow peeps, staying out of the rain, and cleaning our houses. We’re shedding …
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28 Memes That Can’t Mend the Mood but Masterfully Mirror It
Look, I have no idea what’s happening. I lost the plot of whatever reality is trying to do to us a long, long time ago. So, instead of trying to explain it and/or say anything smart, I’ve compiled a bunch of memes that explain it perfectly- it being how absolutely lost I feel. Who am …
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26 Not-So High-Definition Memes for People Seeing the World Through 80 HD
Apparently, the reason I can’t seem to master this whole «being a functioning adult» thing is that I have 80 HD. Not sure about the science, but I think it means my brain operates in high definition, only my reception’s always cutting out at the worst moments. Does that explain why I poured coffee into …
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27 Memes for Middle-Class Folks Who Love a Good Costco Run
I grew up in a small town, in a neighborhood with an HOA where every house on the street looked exactly the same. Making it in life equated to owning a home with builder-grade everything, right down to the gray walls. But the real status symbol in town was a Costco membership. I remember when …
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Prescription of 30+ Restless Memes for Scardey Cats Nervous Before Therapy
Life is a wild ride, and by wild ride, I mean a never-ending loop of wondering if you should have worn a different shirt today. Every decision feels like it holds the fate of the world, even if it’s just what to eat for breakfast. Anxiety is like that one friend who shows up uninvited …
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