Parenting is a marathon, not a sprint. Bonus points if you ran the actual marathon this year.  I recently heard someone say, «If you ever feel like you have too much control over your life, have a kid.» Kids have a way of shaking everything up. They demand attention and care all the time, and …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 3, 2026)

Get ready to ruin your kid’s Halloween costume by telling them they need to wear a coat.  It’s that time of year when your kid wants to go spend all night trick-or-treating outside wearing the thinnest layer of cheap Halloween fabric known to man. You know better, so you make them bring a coat, but …
Seguir leyendo 23 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 27, 2026)

We’re getting close to Halloween, and I’m already looking forward to all the candy I’m going to eat.  It’s the best time of year for candy. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been indulging all month. It’s the time for candy in whatever shape and form I can get it. You don’t have to …
Seguir leyendo 23 of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 20, 2026)

These parenting tweets are coming for you right when you need them.  If I was a parent, I know I would need an online community of other moms and dads who knew what I was going through. Even from watching people in my life experience it, I know just how taxing parenthood can be. I …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 13, 2026)

Are you a parent that needs a little tweet today? It’s a busy time of year as a parent. The kids are in school, and they’ve already gotten sick once or twice. And sure, you’ve caught the bug from them. Now all they can talk about is Halloween. What they’re going to wear, or rather …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 6, 2026)

If the parents are tweeting it, we’re here to be reading it. Parenting can be an uphill battle. It’s not easy to drag yourself out of bed every day and be a parent. It’s not easy to drag yourself out of bed, period. Remember the days before kids when you had no responsibilities, and you …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 29, 2026)

Sometimes parenting is just something you gotta tweet about.  It’s tough to be a parent. Maybe you feel like you’re the only one going through what you’re going through. You’re the only one stressed about back to school as much as you celebrate it. You’re not ready for cold and flu season to roll in, …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (September 22, 2026)

If you’re a parent right now, then you are probably in need of some tweets.  Summer is not an easy time to be a parent. It’s one of the hardest times of year to do it, actually. It’s so hot outside, the kids are out of school, and they need entertaining. It’s a great time …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (July 17, 2026)