It’s a heck of a time of year to be a parent. You’re scrambling to get that gift that your kid (and apparently every other kid on the face of the earth) asked for. You’re making sure they’re doing their homework ahead of the break. You’re trying to juggle your end-of-year responsibilities while also trying …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 12, 2025)
Parenting is a team sport, even if you’re a single parent. It’s like the saying, «it takes a village.» You need multiple perspectives, or else nothing will ever get done. It’s important to have help, or you’d be struggling forever. Kids are a lot of work, famously. It takes all day, 24/7, to raise them, …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (December 5, 2025)
Parenting is all about the little moments. Those are the things that add up. Your answers to their tiny questions, your little traditions, the music you play them on the way to school. These are the things that they’ll remember. So why do we stress the big stuff, like holidays, birthdays, and family trips? Why …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 20, 2025)
Thanksgiving is next week, and if you’re celebrating, you’re probably already bracing yourself. You’re getting ready to spend 2 days cooking something that your children will probably refuse to eat, preferring store-bought dinner rolls. You’re preparing for awkward conversations with your family, and getting tired at approximately 3 pm. But it’s a beautiful time of …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 13, 2025)
Parenting is the kind of thing that you need to tweet about. Sometimes kids just say funny stuff, and you can’t help but run to your keyboard to write it down. There is a long tradition of this, with shows like «Kids Say the Darndest Things» and «America’s Funniest Home Videos.» If you’ve been around …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (November 6, 2025)
It’s been almost a week since Halloween. Be honest. Is there any candy left in your house? Mine is all gone, eaten quickly, as to respect my lack of self-control when there is any amount of candy in the house. It’s not an easy thing to control yourself around. A Reese’s Pumpkin is like a …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 30, 2025)
It’s almost time to trick or treat, y’all. Have you bought your candy yet? Halloween as a parent is a whole new level of Halloween. You go from being a casual observer to knee-deep in the holiday. You’re staying up all night sewing a costume because somehow you’re determined to prove that you’re a mom …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 23, 2025)
Parenthood is all about compromise. But so is adulthood in general. So is life in general. You learn this from a young age. For example, if you live in a colder climate and celebrate Halloween. You’re probably so excited to go about the town in your costume. You picked it out and you’re thrilled to …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 16, 2025)
Parenting can take a lot out of you, literally. Not only do you have to give birth to the little guys, but you have to constantly pay for their lives. That’s what you signed up for when you decided to become a parent, but that doesn’t fully click into place until it’s happening. They’re constantly …
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25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (October 9, 2025)
Being a parent is an uphill battle. Some days are easy. Some days, all you have to worry about is dropping them off at school and picking them up. Doesn’t sound that hard, right? Wrong. These two simple tasks are some of the hardest to do in reality. They don’t feel like getting up in …
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