Summer vacation is when your parenting skills get truly tested. It’s hard enough during the school year when you have to help them with their homework and drive them to karate every Wednesday, but what about when you’re tasked with making sure they don’t get sunburnt when they insist on running off every 45 minutes? …
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Summer vacation is breathing down our necks and we’re as excited as we are scared. We’re excited about trips to the beach and happy kids who we don’t have to help with homework. We’re scared of thighs sticking to chairs and the kids asking us to entertain them all day. We’re excited for the last …
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Memorial Day weekend has come and gone and you know what that means. The kids are almost out of school and the reality of having them home all summer is finally dawning on you. You’ve put it off for the last couple of weeks as you’ve been attending end-of-school barbecues and thinking about teacher gifts. …
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Everyone has different philosophies when it comes to parenting. Some parents are more hands-off, leaving the kids to figure stuff out by themselves. Hey, remember when Gen Xers and Boomers were growing up and the only parenting philosophy was «Don’t come home until the streetlights turn on?» We were given a spare key and a …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 22, 2025)

There are so many awesome examples of parents in movies and TV. One of them that immediately springs to mind is Bob and Linda from Bob’s Burgers. Those are real parents to me. They’re sweet, they’re kooky, they’re loving, and they’re a little bit befuddled by all the nonsense that their kids put them through. …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 15, 2025)

Being a parent is all about juggling 18 different things at once. As they say, your work is never truly done. There is always a room in the house that needs cleaning, a pile of laundry to do, a kid that needs to be taken to a birthday party, or cookies for a bake sale …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (May 8, 2025)

Parenting is like being Barbie because you have to have every job under the sun. You have to be an urgent care nurse, ready to stop bleeding and clean up various fluids at the drop of a hat. You have to be a teacher, ready to answer questions about why the sky is blue and …
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Parents don’t always have the answers. They’re just grown-up kids, like anyone else. Sure, they have a little more experience under their belts, but there’s no magical time in an adult’s life when they start knowing everything. When you’re a kid, though, it seems like adults have access to all the knowledge in the universe. …
Seguir leyendo 25+ of the Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (April 24, 2025)

Parenting is sort of the ultimate example of learning on the job. Some jobs you can’t truly learn until you’re doing them. All the books, education, and training can’t prepare you for the realities of day to day. Being a parent is one of these. Sure, when you’re expecting, you can read some books. These …
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Kids will both keep you young and make you feel old at the same time. They make you feel young because suddenly your brain is filled with information about the latest Minecraft YouTuber drama and you know what a «Feastable» is. They make you feel old because you spend so much time doing your laundry …
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