25 College Memes for Sad Students Slumming It Until the First Day of Classes

Since the first day of classes is coming up soon, it’s only right that you start thinking about what the college life is going to offer you this semester. For folks who have since said farewell to their college days, stick around. Let’s stroll down memory lane and remember all of the gut-wrenching, smile-inducing, good …
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18-year-old college student insists that her roommate move out of their dorm because her boyfriend doesn’t like her: ‘She said I’m ruining her relationship’

One of the greatest joys of having a roommate is dealing with their boyfriend or girlfriend. It’s bad enough that you have to live with someone who is functionally a stranger; it’s even worse when they bring around another stranger at all hours of the day. This arrangement is manageable when you live in a …
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Mom of an incoming University of Arkansas freshman asks fellow parents how to help her daughter remember her key to her dorm: ‘Remembering to take a key everywhere she goes is going to be a lot.’

When my sister and I were in college, my mom participated in her fair share of «Parents of the Class of 20XX» Facebook groups. While I went to a regular, degular state school, my kid sister’s school was much more full of rich kids and their parents who thought they could throw money at all …
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‘He had plenty of chances’: College student gets ghosted by their partner on a group project, does all the work, and only credits themselves on the final paper; slacker gets the 0% grade they deserve

Group projects in college are supposed to teach students how to work in a team with another person, but what they truly teach us is to resent the slackers/freeloaders of the group. Funnily enough, this is a life lesson that will follow us forevermore in the workplace, with family, and in our friendships, but this …
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28-year-old father of 2 asks his 22-year-old college student girlfriend to move in with him and pay half of his bills: ‘He said “we’d be a family” and that his kids would be like mine in the future’

I have one piece of advice for y’all: never move in with a partner just to cut down on bills. I know it can feel so tempting to go from paying four figures in rent to three figures, but if the relationship is not ready for that step, it will have disastrous consequences. You shouldn’t …
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19-year-old complains that only ugly guys swipe right on her on dating apps, male friend tells her she’s just as attractive as these so-called ugly guys: ‘She should give some of them a chance’

Dating apps make everybody jaded, from the most attractive people on the planet to the hopeless cases. We all know a couple who met on Hinge and are getting married next Spring, but we have no idea how they got from step 1 to step marriage. Were they using a different Hinge than the one …
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‘Nikolas, if you’d like to teach the class, let me know. Otherwise, I’m going to need you to stop interrupting every 5 minutes’: 22-year-old student constantly interrupts his professor’s lectures, complains to the department when she finally calls him out

If you’ve ever taken a humanities class in college, you know That Guy. That Guy could be any person of any gender, but one thing is very clear: they are incredibly annoying. They always think that their opinion is of the utmost importance, chiming in whenever they can about anything that comes to mind. It …
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19-year-old boyfriend forbids girlfriend from doing mouth-to-mouth resuscitation because he considers it cheating, claims he can do it because he’s going to be a doctor: ‘This is like a drop in the ocean of what he does’

What constitutes cheating? For some couples, texting someone secretly is infidelity, no questions asked. For others, their partners can make love to someone entirely outside of the relationship, and it’s not considered cheating because they communicated about it. These are undoubtedly extreme views, but they go to show that there’s no singular definition of cheating.  …
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22 Student Memes to Help You Haha Your Way Through Finals Week (December 5, 2024)

The dreaded week has come… it’s time to get your head in the game! All of those weekends partying and tossing around a football on the quad have come back with a vengeance. Yep, it’s finals week. For all of the college alumni reading this, you know how it goes. Many nights will be spent …
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Gen Z college students get lectured by TA for being sent exam answers and not opening email: ‘What’s the point of college if it’s adult daycare 2.0’

In many ways, going to college can be the definition of not knowing how good you have it. It is highly likely that you will never again experience the same level of free time and outside interest in your personal development ever again. Nonetheless, it doesn’t stop pretty much every student in the history of …
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