20 Coffee Memes for Caffeine Consumers Who Need Their Brown Liquid

Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era.  I’m mostly kidding, but …
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‘5 pounds of spaghetti compressed into one mouth-sized bar’: 25+ of the funniest food and drink items from ‘The Simpsons’

As the show that was at one point the defining satire of contemporary American culture, it’s kind of inevitable that many of the gags on The Simpsons revolve around food. We all know that a solid 40% of Homer’s personality is donuts and beer, but that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes …
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‘It’s not a money thing, but it’s the principle of it’: Non-drinker starts beef with host over oddly specific drink request

Hosting a party can be a barrel of fun. It can also be immensely stressful. You’re in charge of everyone else having a good time, which can be a lot of emotional weight to take on. You want everyone to be stimulated, chatting, dancing (if it’s that kind of party), and perhaps most importantly, satiated …
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A Cuppa 33 Loose Leaf Memes to Sip During Your Next Tea Break

Do you know what would make this cup of water 1000x more delicious? A powerful kettle and a sprinkle of the Earth’s finest leaves and flowers. Early tea drinkers were onto something. Whilst shivering in a cave centuries ago with a ceramic mug in their hands, they accidentally invented the most complex and varietal beverage …
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Piping Hot Tea Memes For a Refreshing Pick-Me-Up

When it comes to commonly consumed caffeinated beverages, coffee has an annoying habit of being the center of attention. We get it, java junkies, it’s your entire personality. Plenty of other palatable options exist for these kinds of liquids— and we’re not talking about the murky world of energy drinks.  That’s right, this is where …
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30 Mixology Memes For Shot-Slinging Bartenders

I feel like the coolest person at the bar is usually the bartender because they have what everyone wants. They hold all the power and look sick while doing so. Every time I’ve tried to order a drink at a crowded bar, I feel like the schmuck of the century, trying to angle my body …
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American Diet Coke Addict Brags About Smuggling Whole Suitcase of Diet Coke Into Europe

I am known for being a little bit of a Diet Coke head. I can definitely survive without it, but I would either need an alternative such as Coke Zero or a bottle of Advil liquid gels to help deal with the caffeine withdrawal headaches. I am definitely not at the point where I need …
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Diet Coke Lovers React to News That Main Sweetener Aspartame is Carcinogenic

Few carbonated beverages have inspired a legion of dedicated fans in quite the way that Diet Coke has. There are people who genuinely can’t make it through the day without cracking open an iconic silver can or several. One of the things that Diet Coke enjoyers are adamant about is that it can’t be that …
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‘Tattoo artist slipped and… pretended it didn’t happen’: 25+ Top Mildly Infuriating Moments of the Week (June 30, 2023)

These things are just a teensy tiny bit annoying… but they’re still stuck on these people’s minds. That’s what the r/MildlyInfuriating subreddit is all about — sharing the small, mundane annoyances that happen in your day to day life.  People have some pretty interesting complaints this week. For example, one person is annoyed that their …
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A Big Bottle of Wine Memes For Wine Moms

I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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