21 Coffee Memes to Accompany Your Daily Caffeine Appointment

Is there any other specific beverage on this earth that has had the cultural impact that coffee has? I mean, not only are there numerous countries that a. have whole national rituals built around it and b. think they make the best coffee in the world, but it’s also a substance that is addictive enough …
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25+ Tea Memes Cozying up With a Pot of Oolong

Tea is a transformative beverage. The act of making it alone can take your nervous system from a tangled mess to smooth sailing. It’s no wonder that so many cultures around the world have their own storied histories of tea. There are centuries of ceremony, ritual, and tradition that go into brewing a pot. Or, …
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Fed up servers reveal the best ways they deal with entitled customers who interrupt their greeting with a drink order: ‘And coffee to you too’

It’s not groundbreaking to say that working with the general public can often be a challenging experience. For every sweet person who makes the customer service experience almost worthwhile, there are several nightmares who think nothing of treating those offering them a service with the utmost disrespect. Servers in particular often have to deal with …
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2 leeches order $200 entrées, get angry when their friends cancel their entrées so they don’t have to split the bill 6 ways: ‘Dan, who probably only ate around $50 worth of food, was stuck with a $146.98 check at the end’

One of the most optimal parts of living in the United States is the ability to split the bill. Splitting a bill so that everyone pays for exactly what they ordered is less common in NYC, but in most parts of the country, it is not only accessible but encouraged. I understand why a restaurant …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Your Coffee Break

Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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Coffee Memes For Caffeine Coinsurers Who Crave The Brown Liquid

«Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.» This sentiment was once an earnest admission of dependence and has since transformed into a total joke. It’s easy to rag on coffee memes for being old hat. They’re the language of elementary school teachers who hate their lives or moms on the verge of …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Caffeine Consumers Who Crave Brown Liquid

Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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20 Coffee Memes for Caffeine Consumers Who Need Their Brown Liquid

Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era.  I’m mostly kidding, but …
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‘5 pounds of spaghetti compressed into one mouth-sized bar’: 25+ of the funniest food and drink items from ‘The Simpsons’

As the show that was at one point the defining satire of contemporary American culture, it’s kind of inevitable that many of the gags on The Simpsons revolve around food. We all know that a solid 40% of Homer’s personality is donuts and beer, but that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes …
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‘It’s not a money thing, but it’s the principle of it’: Non-drinker starts beef with host over oddly specific drink request

Hosting a party can be a barrel of fun. It can also be immensely stressful. You’re in charge of everyone else having a good time, which can be a lot of emotional weight to take on. You want everyone to be stimulated, chatting, dancing (if it’s that kind of party), and perhaps most importantly, satiated …
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