One of the most optimal parts of living in the United States is the ability to split the bill. Splitting a bill so that everyone pays for exactly what they ordered is less common in NYC, but in most parts of the country, it is not only accessible but encouraged. I understand why a restaurant …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Your Coffee Break
Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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Coffee Memes For Caffeine Coinsurers Who Crave The Brown Liquid
«Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.» This sentiment was once an earnest admission of dependence and has since transformed into a total joke. It’s easy to rag on coffee memes for being old hat. They’re the language of elementary school teachers who hate their lives or moms on the verge of …
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20+ Coffee Memes For Caffeine Consumers Who Crave Brown Liquid
Caffeine is one of the most socially acceptable addictions. It might be because drinking coffee or tea or, in my case, Diet Coke every day doesn’t actually do anything that significantly derails your life in the short term. You could drink four cups of coffee a day, and although some claim otherwise, there isn’t any …
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20 Coffee Memes for Caffeine Consumers Who Need Their Brown Liquid
Coffee is way more important than people credit it for. If coffee suddenly disappeared from the earth, we would be in an international crisis, the likes of which we’ve never seen. The GDP would plummet, the cities would burn, and productivity would reach depths we haven’t seen since a pre-agrarian era. I’m mostly kidding, but …
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‘5 pounds of spaghetti compressed into one mouth-sized bar’: 25+ of the funniest food and drink items from ‘The Simpsons’
As the show that was at one point the defining satire of contemporary American culture, it’s kind of inevitable that many of the gags on The Simpsons revolve around food. We all know that a solid 40% of Homer’s personality is donuts and beer, but that’s only the tip of the iceberg when it comes …
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‘It’s not a money thing, but it’s the principle of it’: Non-drinker starts beef with host over oddly specific drink request
Hosting a party can be a barrel of fun. It can also be immensely stressful. You’re in charge of everyone else having a good time, which can be a lot of emotional weight to take on. You want everyone to be stimulated, chatting, dancing (if it’s that kind of party), and perhaps most importantly, satiated …
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A Cuppa 33 Loose Leaf Memes to Sip During Your Next Tea Break
Do you know what would make this cup of water 1000x more delicious? A powerful kettle and a sprinkle of the Earth’s finest leaves and flowers. Early tea drinkers were onto something. Whilst shivering in a cave centuries ago with a ceramic mug in their hands, they accidentally invented the most complex and varietal beverage …
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Piping Hot Tea Memes For a Refreshing Pick-Me-Up
When it comes to commonly consumed caffeinated beverages, coffee has an annoying habit of being the center of attention. We get it, java junkies, it’s your entire personality. Plenty of other palatable options exist for these kinds of liquids— and we’re not talking about the murky world of energy drinks. That’s right, this is where …
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30 Mixology Memes For Shot-Slinging Bartenders
I feel like the coolest person at the bar is usually the bartender because they have what everyone wants. They hold all the power and look sick while doing so. Every time I’ve tried to order a drink at a crowded bar, I feel like the schmuck of the century, trying to angle my body …
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