Ahhh finally it’s FRIDAY! You’ve been waiting all week for this to come and the weekend is finally here. Like a kid trying to fall asleep before their Disneyland field trip, you don’t plan to sleep at all tonight. You want to experience the pure joy and bliss of the weekend as soon as you …
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People Share Their Unpopular Alcohol Opinions
It’s easy to feel like you have unpopular opinions regarding alcohol. When you’re ordering drinks at a bar, you can’t help but feel like your drink choice is being judged by the alcohol intelligentsia that is the bartender. However, most people don’t care if you’re ordering a vodka Redbull with sugar-free Redbull. Drinking like a …
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Mood Boosting Boozy Memes for Weekday Warriors Keen on Wrecking Their Lives With Happy Hour Drinks and Debauchery (March 16, 2023)
When you work a full 40-50 hours in a week, by Friday, you’re looking for sweet release. Whether your tallying spreadsheets, teaching kiddos their times-tables, or operating heavy machinery, when it’s 5PM, it’s time to turn up. Happy hour was invented for the working class, so please take advantage of this fortuitous window where drinks …
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Tutoring Company Forbids Students From Drinking Water Because ‘They’ve Had Spills’
When you’re a kid, you always have arbitrary rules thrust upon you for stupid reasons. In elementary school, we were only allowed to wear hats on Fridays, which as a hat girl, I found ridiculous. How is wearing a hat any more distracting than not wearing a hat? I would understand if hats were banned …
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A Big Girl Bottle of Wine Memes For Wine Moms
I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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20 Funniest Boozy Memes for Degenerates Keen on Wrecking the Weekend With Debauchery and Happy Hour Drinks
Nothing quite hits like happy hour on a Friday. The second that frothy cold one hits your lips, it’s tough to rein it back in. If it helps, remind yourself that your hangovers are a two day affair now and your ‘going out’ shoes are not as comfortable as your once thought. Once you say …
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Funniest Boozy Memes for Elder Millennials Who Still Like to Party… Even If It Costs Them the Will To Live
You’d think that after decades of hangovers, we would stop making ~pour~ decisions. It always starts with that simple, one-worded text from your bestie on a Friday after a long week of work. «Drinks?» That single syllable happy hour vision is like an aphrodisiac to you, begging you to play with fire once again, getting …
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Food Memes To Eat and Drink
If fast food is so bad for you, then why does it feel so good? Popeyes and Raising Canes are definitely guilty pleasures of mine, but they really shouldn’t be! After all, any kind of unhealthy food is fine in moderation. People freaking out about the dangers of fast food makes me think about the …
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Dry January Memes for All Virtuous Drinkers
Almost anyone who enjoys the pleasures of alcohol has also experienced the many bad sides to it. Most of us have woken up after a heavy night and claimed that we never want to drink again, only to find ourselves ordering our beverage of choice the very next weekend. It’s hard to swear off the …
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Wine Memes For Wine Moms
I stand in solidarity with the wine mom community. During the pandemic, I was close to becoming one myself. From January to April of 2021, I would go to my local corner store every Friday and buy a bottle of strawberry-flavored Barefoot wine. If that sounds like trashy college kid wine, you would be 100% …
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