Weekly Internet Roundup: Omegle Ends, Face Tattoos, and Bored Ape Eye Damage

Also, we say goodbye to Paint Grandpa. 

Wordy Memes For Whimsical Adults

I think that «whimsical» is one of the weirdest adjectives to self-identify as. Like, imagine just walking around describing yourself as a whimsical adult to unsuspecting strangers. Like what? It’s one of those qualities that are weird to advertise yourself as, but there are definitely people who are a little whimsical. They are the kinds …
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Cringey Times NFT Bros Posted Their Ls Online

What ever happened to NFTs? This time last year, it seemed like NFT dudes and crypto bros were part of the new frontier of guys making poor financial decisions and getting endlessly roasted online about it. Now all you hear about NFTs is that they’re becoming more and more useless as time goes on. And …
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Sad Crypto Bros Failing and Facepalming

What the hell is an NFT? Someone tried to explain it to me once and from what I gathered from that conversation, they’re like one-of-a-kind digital trading cards that are also kind of destroying the rainforest. You might be thinking, wait a minute, one-of-a-kind? Can’t anyone download or screenshot a digital file? That’s where things …
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Crypto Bro Gets Roasted For Ending Up Working In McDonald’s

Anyone who has a vague idea of what Dogecoin is knows that the cryptocurrency market is having a terrible time of it at the moment. Stocks are plummeting in all different kinds of currencies, and former millionaires have been reduced to borderline poverty within a matter of days. Even someone with next to no knowledge …
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Randi Zuckerberg’s Cringey Crypto Music Video Is Humiliating the NFT Community

If there was an award for «cringe of the week,» it would undoubtedly go to Randi Zuckerberg, who recently posted a «rallying cry for the women of web3» in the form of an atrocious music video set to the tune of Twisted Sister’s «We’re Not Gonna Take It.» A decade ago, I sang this song …
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Football Player/NFT Bro Roasted Over Creepy Mansplaining Tweet

Mansplaining is not a new phenomenon. We’re willing to bet that for as long as women and men could speak, that men were more than happy (or even inclined) to color themselves experts on a subject and trap women into long diatribes about something that they either know about or don’t care to know about. …
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Eric Andre Is Shilling NFTs and the Internet Is Mad About It

Non-fungible tokens are nothing new—the first-known NFT is believed to have been minted in 2014. But the cultural obsession with NFTs did really ramp up until recently, thanks to a number of celebrities deciding they want a piece of the virtual pie. NFT naysayers believe this unwholesome marriage between celebrities and the cringe crypto world …
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30+ Sad Crypto Bros Failing and Facepalming

What the hell is an NFT? Someone tried to explain it to me once and from what I gathered from that conversation, they’re like one-of-a-kind digital trading cards that are also kind of destroying the rainforest. You might be thinking, wait a minute, one-of-a-kind? Can’t anyone download or screenshot a digital file? That’s where things …
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