Adolescence Totalus: How ‘Potterheads’ Ruined Harry Potter

Butterbeer courses through your veins as you race through Hogsmead on your way back to Hogwarts. With Ravenclaw’s house colors on your cloak’s chest patch and with your striped scarf sticking to your neck from the humid Orlando air, your dreams of becoming a real Hogwarts student have finally come to life. Your childlike wonder …
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Disney Villain Memes for Grown-Ups Who Now Understand Them Better Than the Princesses

Remember when you were little and you were rooting for Hercules to defeat Hades? Or for Maleficent to just leave Aurora alone? Or even for Ursula to just go away? You were so starry-eyed about the heroes and princesses. And, whether you’re a Disney Adult now or not, you still hopefully have a little whimsy …
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‘Her face was priceless’: Dad ends up at Disney World alone due to unforeseen circumstances, nosey guest tries to get in his face, he shuts her down and gets a free fast pass

Listen, we love kids and we’re all about families having a place to strengthen their bonds. That being said, just because a place is «family friendly» does not mean it is only for families. Like, we all still have a need for wholesomeness and to entertain our inner child, let us live! That means amusement …
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25+ Disney Parks Memes for Adults Dreaming of a Dole Whip and a Churro

Disney lives in our hearts (and our wallets) in so many ways. We shell out for Disney+ so that we may relive all our favorite classics, and keep abreast of the new offerings. We buy Disney merch for the little ones in our lives because we know their eyes will light up. And we plan …
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‘But who’s Bill?’: The magic gets ruined for Disney’s ‘Peter Pan’s Flight’ ride after guy shares behind the scenes footage from when it breaks down

Turns out this magical experience looks more like a creepy missing persons warehouse when the lights are turned on…

‘How to act as a guest at Disney without going full Karen’: Self-proclaimed Disney adult teaches entitled millennials how to behave at the parks

When you go to Disney—as a child or adult—you expect magic. Not just because for children it feels like a real magical world or as an adult it’s a nostalgic haven that helps you capture some of your childhood essence, but also because that’s what Disney promises. So when you encounter a Karen guest at …
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Disney Adult Writes the Most Overly Dramatic Yelp Review for the Parks, Completely Obliterates Mickey Mouse

«I had a bad week at your parks. I vented on Yelp… For every review that is flagged and removed from this site I will write 10 [more].»