‘Did I already shampoo my hair?’: 22 Shower memes for deep thinkers and loud singers

Who hasn’t made one of their biggest life decisions in the shower? People think best under running water. For some reason, many of our plans either start or end in the shower. If your best ideas come the moment you turn on the shower and your only witnesses are shampoo, conditioner, and soap, these shower …
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Green-haired dude tells his friend not to use his shampoo, friend uses it and freaks out when her blonde hair turns green: ‘She said that I should have specifically told her it had green dye in it.’

She’s not a very good friend.  You have to respect people’s space when you’re staying over at their house. You can’t just use all of their stuff and eat all of their food just because you’re staying over for a week. They might tell you, «feel free to help yourself to anything,» but there are …
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Sister pranks brother with hair removal cream in shampoo before prom, he waits 9 years to get revenge with the same prank on her wedding night: ‘They canceled the wedding’

If you have a sibling, you already know that an intense sibling rivalry is inevitable. And sometimes, it goes way beyond playful teasing. Siblings are infamous for pulling pranks on each other, but there’s definitely a fine line between harmless fun and pure sabotage. And siblings always seem ready to push that boundary.  Take prom …
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34-year-old man allows his female friend to use his female roommates expensive shampoo and conditioner, asks her why she hid them from her the 2nd time she tried to use them: ‘It’s not my responsibility to provide spa products for her’

There are implicit social rules about borrowing things from roommates. I will ask my roommates if I can borrow one of their tomatoes for a recipe, but I won’t hesitate to use their garlic powder without asking. Life would be so tedious if every roommate had to buy their own eggs that only they could …
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16-year-old steals $50 of prescription beauty products from her sister-in-law, ends up with egregious skin irritations as a result: ‘She blamed me [but] I hadn’t expected her to dig through my drawers’

Skincare gets expensive. And anyone over the age of 15 learns to recognize the difference between the cheapy knock-off brands and the real deal–so when they say money buys quality, in the case of beauty products, that’s 100% true. This sister-in-law was more than reasonable with her husband’s little sister and her random in-house visits, …
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Goofy Memes For Proud Goofy Goobers

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah! You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah! We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy goofy, goober goober, yeah! If you’ve never wanted to go to the Nut Bar from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie and get yourself one of those sundaes with faces, I don’t get you. That iconic 2004 movie was the perfect …
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