I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah! You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah! We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy goofy, goober goober, yeah! If you’ve never wanted to go to the Nut Bar from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie and get yourself one of those sundaes with faces, I don’t get you. That iconic 2004 movie was the perfect case study for why being a goofy goober is better than being a Squidward. Goofy gooberism was the force that allowed Spongebob and Patrick to ultimately defeat Plankton and his mind-controlling helmets. Being a goofy goober wasn’t always the most advantageous on Spongebob and Patrick’s journey to fetch King Neptune’s crown, like when they almost got beat up at the biker bar or when they encountered increasingly larger boots. However, getting launched back into the sea via David Hasselhoff’s magical pecks was one of the goofiest means of survival ever depicted in modern cinema. And yes, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie is cinema.