Aging is a privilege that not everybody gets, and that’s just one of the reasons it’s so evil that many of us have been convinced that it’s the worst thing to ever happen to us. Unfortunately, it makes a privileged few a heck of a lot of money, so we live in a world where …
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Wise Ol’ Boomer Shares 32 Gems of Wholesome Wisdom, Making Him Everyone’s Grandpa Now
Getting older makes you realize that your grouchy old neighbor growing up had every right to be cranky. With creaking bones, aching skin, a receding hairline, and perhaps a touch of memory loss, aging is a frustrating part of life that’s tough to manage with grace. However, there are a delightful few elegant elderly folks …
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20+ Old Posts and Past Declarations That Aged Like Milk
It’s very easy to be smug in the present, especially if we ended up being on the right side of history. We all know the internet is full of people doing stupid things, and this is never truer than when we look to its past (or when it’s representing the past). Everybody has made mistakes that …
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‘Heave La France’: 13-year-old dog mysteriously throws up French flag, entertains Twitter
One of the best and worst things about having a dog is that they never cease to surprise you. Just when you think you know all of their quirks and bad behaviors down to a tee, you get complacent and they throw you a curveball that you could never have seen coming. The one thing …
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‘He sent me to the office for detention’: Father gets mistaken for high school student, is written up for infraction
I think I’ve always looked exactly the age that I am. It’s kind of a superpower. When I was 12, I looked 12. When I was 20, I looked 20. Once in a blue moon, someone will think I’m younger than I am, but not often. But guessing someone’s age is all about context. When …
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25 Old Posts & Naive Declarations That Aged Like Milk
The future is impossible to know, that’s what makes it the future. If I could predict the future, I probably wouldn’t have gotten a tattoo of my Neopet from 4th grade. How was I to know that I wouldn’t be a Neo-head forever? We all make decisions that we will eventually come to regret. That …
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Bitter Old Haters Criticize Hot Grandma For Her Fashion, Youngsters Rush to Her Defense
Women are told what to wear and how to look at every age. You’d think by the time you were a senior citizen, your peers would cut you some slack about your appearance, but that is unfortunately not the case. Older people can be the most judgemental critics of others’ appearances. If I hear one …
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Things That Make People Look Ten Times Older Than They Are
I started smoking cigarettes when I was about eighteen years old. Of course I knew smoking was slowly going to kill me, but at the time, I’d never considered the fact that it was making me uglier. By the time I was thirty, I could tell those decades of sucking down carcinogens had taken a …
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Young People Discuss The Importance of Intergenerational Friendships
So many people are weird about age. We’ve got 20-year-olds telling 25-year-olds that they «look good for their age.» Middle-aged people are catastrophizing about young people killing various industries. Twenty-somethings claim that a 26-year-old dating a 38-year-old is a predatory age gap. If you’re spending too much time online, it might seem like nobody knows …
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Millennial Party Hosts Showcase Wet Vacuum Cleaner, Excite 30-Somethings on Twitter
There are a few different hallmarks that tell us a person is moving on from their youth. They start to complain of mysterious aches and pains, and seem to be finding a cozy night in a far more attractive prospect than hitting the club. Things like marriage and babies start to become a much more …
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