Aging is a privilege that not everybody gets, and that’s just one of the reasons it’s so evil that many of us have been convinced that it’s the worst thing to ever happen to us. Unfortunately, it makes a privileged few a heck of a lot of money, so we live in a world where things like anti-wrinkle straws exist. 

This unwelcome knowledge was foisted upon the general public via a TikToker not too long ago, as she praised the design of the straw she was using for her water bottle because it was meant to avoid you pursing your lips, therefore encouraging lines to form. 

When this video hit Twitter, people were mostly not impressed by the reasoning behind this unnecessary product. The fact is that no matter what we try to do to prevent it, so long as we keep on living we’re going to start to look old.