Pizza place employees and baker perplexed by ‘well done’ order that they get ‘wrong’ 3 times, burn it to a crisp and get a great review: ‘It was 100% inedible, in our humble opinions.’

You know when you order a burger or steak and they ask you how you like it cooked? And you usually say rare, medium rare, medium, or well-done. People have their opinions about all of them, but it’s not weird to bring any of those preferred cooking styles when discussing those meats. Now, have yo …
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21 NYC Pizza and Bagel Memes for New Yorkers Up at 4AM or Still Awake

Welcome to the city that never sleeps! There is so much to do, see, and experience. You will fall in love with this city and never want to leave. But, alas, it is not for everyone to exist here. If you are here just for the pizza and bagels, then you should probably just move …
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A Spicy Meatball of Memes That Are Extra Italian

Y’all…. Did you know that «Bonjourno» isn’t actually how you say «hello» in Italian?! It’s some chaotic mixture of French and Italian that’s supposed to mean «good day,» but is mostly just meme-speech. Wow. Just stick to Ciao for now, brown cow. lol Okay, it’s the end of the day and I’m losing it. These …
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19-year-old college student breaks into the ice rink that fired him and eats the food in the break room, hasn’t been caught in 3 months: ‘The break room is my only source of fresh and hot food’

To say that I eat at work is an understatement. I subsidize my diet with the various fruits, cheeses, sodas, and chips that are provided at my office. If a green apple, a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, two cheese sticks, and a can of Diet Coke isn’t lunch, then I’ve been doing it wrong …
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Entitled 14-year-old eats pizza meant for family dinner, protests when mom makes him pay for a replacement: ‘2 hours later, my daughter sees the pizza box empty and starts bawling»

If there is one thing that is important when it comes to getting along with family, it’s how to share. Obviously, there are limits to what is healthy to give to others but at the same time, it is important to recognize that you a part of a larger unit and treat your resources accordingly. …
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Entitled friend ruins dinner party when she orders pizza instead of waiting for the host to finish cooking, everyone eats the pizza, resulting in a dispute: ‘Are you trying to one-up me?’

If you could choose between homemade and fresh pasta and a slice of ordinary pizza, what would you choose?  Honestly, I feel silly even asking this question, because I cannot understand why anyone would choose the pizza, especially if the pasta cost them nothing, and it would make their friend really happy. This question comes …
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23 Tomato Memes That Look Like Vegetables But are Actually Fruit

Tomatoes are gonna tomate. Memes are gonna tomeme. You know what we tomean? Sorry, got a little carried away there. We just love to find the humor in everything, and for today, we have found it in tomatoes! Those juicy red fruits are exactly that, fruit. Many confuse them as vegetables because they just give …
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25+ Costco Memes That Definitely Aren’t Just There for the Free Samples

To many, Costco is more than just a bulk grocery store. It’s home. It’s where you turn when you need a dirt cheap rotisserie chicken, a gallon-sized tub of spinach artichoke dip, or more frozen dumplings than you could ever fathom eating except that you CAN because they’re that delicious. It’s where you go when …
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Vegan party host orders 4 vegan pizzas, forces his friends to pay for it because he apparently wasn’t hungry: ‘We aren’t going to pay because we didn’t order, didn’t enjoy it’

There is an art and science to hosting a party. If you cook a meal for your friends, you’ll probably have to pay for ingredients you wouldn’t usually buy. You might operate at a loss, but the joy of providing a hot dish to your closest companions is well worth the price of Whole Foods’s …
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