‘Camels and zebras in a building is crazy’: Texan megachurch gets roasted for it’s borderline sacrilegious Christmas production

I hail from the megachurch capital of the world…the DFW metroplex. If you live in any of the quickly developing urban sprawl between Dallas and Fort Worth that has exploded in population over the past 20 years, you or someone you know has probably attended a religious institution that has more in common with a …
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30+ Hilarious Christian Memes for Church Camp Survivors and Heathens Alike

For anyone who’s ever survived a Christian summer camp, the rules are quite simple… First, you have to fall in love 100 times with girls who will only ever see you as a ‘brother’ and secondly, you’re probably going to engage in the most horrifically creative group activities that the deranged minds of the youth pastors …
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‘Little old ladies are garden criminals’: Thieving nuns buy $800 worth of flowers daily, faithfully returning them within 24 hours everyday

Send her to the flower rental department

Cruel Deacon Makes Bride Cry On Her Wedding Day, Valiant Groom Gets Him Fired

Weddings are stressful enough as it is. Hundreds of hours of planning and thousands of dollars go into this one day, and if you’re the bride or the groom, you want it to be perfect. Unfortunately, wedding venues are not perfect, especially churches. If you want a church wedding, you’ll likely have to put a …
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20+ Ungodly Funny Memes for Snarky Christians Who Go to Church Hungover Sometimes

He can move mountains and He can calm the seas, but can our Lord and Savior deliver me from the mistakes I made last night at the tequila bar? If you’ve ever rolled up to church on Sunday morning reeking of sticky bar floors, early 2000’s karaoke songs, and all-you-can-eat street tacos, you are not …
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Funniest Non-Denominational Memes for Sassy Christians Who Curse Sometimes

Being a child of Christ is a tough path. Everyone’s looking at you to be the «good» one, but guess what, we’re all human. Sometimes Christians aren’t exactly the exemplary folks they’re trying to be. So maybe you’ve bailed on church on a Sunday morning because you’re too hungover to walk. Or maybe you swore …
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Texan Mega Church Gets Roasted for Elaborate Christmas Service

Jesus’s birthday is probably one of the most famous of all time, and it’s also the one time of year that the more lackadaisical Christians out there (sometimes) show up to church. It makes sense, then, that most of them decide to go all out for their services around this time. In most establishments, this …
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Funniest Memes for Edgy Christians Who Curse Sometimes

Being a Christian isn’t easy. It’s really hard to make ethical decisions about the morality of life effecting choices and it’s really EXTRA difficult to find the right leather bracelet combo and an approachable-yet-hip, skinny tie to go with your outfit.    On Sundays, while everyone attempts to show the whole congregation how many Bible …
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Dude Lends Kid Cousin His Phone at Church, Leading to Hilarious Results

Both in real life and in meme form, many of us have been plagued by that annoying little kid who wants access to our devices. «You got games on your phone?» has become a meme catchphrase that haunts anybody who has been bugged by a bored child at a social function because there is nothing …
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Spicy Christian Memes For Believers & Blasphemers Alike

Happy Sunday, friends and fellow meme-lovers. For some of us, the day is merely a last moment of respite before another grueling week of being productive members of society. If you can get past Monday’s impending doom. But for others, this is a day of worship in addition to a day of rest. The latter …
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