He can move mountains and He can calm the seas, but can our Lord and Savior deliver me from the mistakes I made last night at the tequila bar? If you’ve ever rolled up to church on Sunday morning reeking of sticky bar floors, early 2000’s karaoke songs, and all-you-can-eat street tacos, you are not alone. Your situation is not so bleak as you think. Ya boy Jesus ate with the tax collectors, beggars, and whores, and He can definitely stand the likes of you. Now come, sinner, we are all welcome in His house.