I’m at the Taco Bell. I’m at the Pizzahut. I’m at the combination Taco Bell Pizzahut… I wish. I’d love to be able to grab me a pepperoni pizza and cheesy gordita crunch. Perhaps a baja blast and some cinnamon bread sticks. Ugh, the urge to be gluttonous is so tempting. I wish I could …
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Drive Thru Memes for Fast Food Enjoyers Who Eat in Their Car
There is something about the drive-thru that just feels like a perfect distillation of the American Dream. Nothing says pulling yourself up by your bootstraps quite like being late for work because you were sitting in your car with twenty other people sitting in their cars waiting for a breakfast sandwich and elaborate coffee. The …
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‘Someone came into the store and ordered 47 double quarter pounders’: Fast food manager demands employees don’t leave breakroom during breaks, faces consequences of their compliance
In any job, but especially the thankless, minimum wage kind, break time is a sacred space. It’s an all-too-short period where you get to ignore the hustle and bustle of work, put your feet up, grab a bite, and have some of that precious screentime (we all know that breaktime phone is a close second …
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‘The shift in McDonald’s vibe from 90’s to today captures everything wrong with society’: Paltry McDonald’s PlayPlace features only 2 screens and 2 chairs for kids to play with
If you were a child of the ’90s or the 2000s, there’s a good chance you have some vivid memories in the hallowed tubes of a fast-food playplace. I remember playing in the Chick-fil-A playplace with my friends after finishing our Winnie the Pooh KIDS performance and telling the other kids there that our names were …
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25+ Soda Memes For Sprite Specialists and Coca Cola Connoisseurs
Where do they call it where you’re from? I hail from the Midwest, and some of the true Midwesterners call it «Pop,» though I never did. I’ve heard tell that they call everything «Coke» in Texas, even when it’s not Coke, but I’ve never seen that up close. And maybe some true freaks call it …
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25+ Crispy French Fry Memes Served With a Side of Ketchup
Is there anything more perfect than a french fry? It’s one of mankind’s greatest inventions. It’s the perfect mixture of salty, fatty, crispy, and fluffy. They go perfectly with so many meals. Burger and fries? Can’t get any more classic than that. Caesar salad and fries? One of my favorite meals of all time. Ice …
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400 lb grandma buys her grandkids fast food for the 3rd time in a week, health-conscious dad throws away the meals in anger: ‘I’m not having her bring this lifestyle into my home around my children’
We can all be a little extreme about food. There was a time in my life when I ate six packs of mochi ice cream for breakfast every morning, which certainly wasn’t setting me up for success. For some people who are definitely not me, being overly controlling about food is their vice, spending every …
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‘The lottery is a government’s scheme used to catch time travelers’: Hilarious low-level conspiracy theories that prove anything is possible
We all have our pet conspiracy theories that we secretly believe in, no matter what everyone else says. Mine is that Instagram knows who you have a crush on and they show their stories first on your feed. They pretend like it’s just a matter of who you spend the most time looking at, but …
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Millennial parents bemoan the decline in McDonald’s Happy Meal Toys for their Gen Alpha kids: ‘My kid just got a «toy» that was a collection of interlocking cardboard strips and a QR code’
There are some Happy Meal toys you will never forget. When the movie Cars came out, I vividly remember getting a girl car toy at my local McDonald’s. It wasn’t even the main girl car in the movie (this one was mint instead of blue), but something about the toy was so mesmerizing and fun. I could …
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26 Fast Food Memes to Drive Thru Your Hunger Pangs
Fast food is the epitome of convenience. It’s hard to resist the sudden urge for McNuggets or a Chick-fil-A sandwich when you’re short on time and craving something easy. Sure, you could save money by cooking at home, but where’s the fun in that? Plus, it’s only, like, $8 right? That’s at least what I tell myself when I’m looking …
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