Fish are friends, not instruments in generational warfare. I’ve never owned a fish, but from what I hear, it’s like having any other type of pet. You get attached. They become like family. Sure, they’re tiny and you can’t pet them, but I’m sure they offer emotional support in their own special way. Like anything …
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Repairman receives deranged note urging him not to interact with customer’s pregnant wife: ‘You were warned’
It seems as though everyone’s afraid of human interaction these days. I get it, I’m an introvert. I will see someone I know on the street and try to cross the street before they see me. I cherish my alone time. But there’s a point where it goes too far. Despite my inclinations, I usually …
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‘The bride burst into tears’: 20+ Hilarious moments when wedding guests didn’t ‘hold their peace’
I haven’t been to many weddings in my day, which I kind of regret because I love spectacle. Any time that a group of people gets together in the hopes of things going well, there’s always potential for things to go wrong. There’s too much comedic tension. Like funerals, when something is funny at a …
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Cookie fanatic attempts to steal Oreos from stranger’s shopping cart, claims they’re hers: ‘What is wrong with people?’
I think the Oreo is a perfect food. It’s been honed and engineered over decades to deliver exactly what we want in every bite. A mix of crispy, creamy, sweet, with just a hint of salt. It’s as addictive a concoction as anything out there. And of course, everyone has their own special way of …
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Willy Wonka experience uses AI renderings to sell tickets, delivers bleak nightmare: ‘They charged $45 for this’
Snake oil salesmen have been around as long as we’ve had snakes and oil. Conmen have been preying on our vulnerabilities for decades, if not centuries, and they find new ways to get us every year. Sure, maybe we’ve evolved past thinking a dubious «miracle elixir» that smells suspiciously like urine is going to make …
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‘[It] was absolute gold’: Scooter Karen rams unprovoked into woman at the grocery store, so woman relocates Karen’s groceries to an unreachable higher shelf
This pasta-aggression is *chef’s kiss*!
‘She got her lips stuck together’: 8-year-old exacts perfect lipgloss-based revenge on bully
If you’ve ever been a kid (which is everyone) you know that kids can be brutal. They have no filter and a desire to hurt. Sure, people can be mean all the way into adulthood, but nobody’s meaner than a 5th grader with something to prove. The scars left by elementary and middle school bullies …
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‘I drank 101 Panera lemonades even though I have an anxiety disorder’: Dopey people reflect on the silliest things they did in 2023
It’s become a cliché by now (and not always a true one at that) to complain that the internet only shows us the highlight reel of other people’s lives. Never is this clearer than we are ushering in the new year, as social media abounds with happy photo dumps and self-congratulatory personal achievement threads. These …
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Redditors Share the Most «Sir, this is a Wendy’s» Moments They’ve Ever Experienced With Customers
It’s no secret by now that customer service is the ultimate trip. The amount of people who act entitled or just straight up deluded when they’re paying for goods and services is a bizarre and all-too-common phenomenon. While it’s rarely pleasant to deal with, these occasions often make for funny stories after the fact. In …
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‘She demanded I hire her’: Manager’s old company calls to begging him to hire his useless ex-coworker to get her off their hands
Imagine having a coworker so terrible that when you get a new management role and poach the members of your old team, your old HR manager actually gets mad at you for not poaching the awful one. That’s a scenario that boggles the mind so completely it’s hard to imagine this scenario actually playing out …
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