Do we always have to put up with the quirks of the people we live with? A roommate relationship can sometimes be a strange one. This is a person whom you do not necessarily know that well, but you have a front row seat to their most intimate domestic habits, and vice versa. You either …
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‘WHY DID I KEEP TALKING:’ Girl breaks the ice with gym crush just to babble about how sweaty she is, internet still approves of flirtation
Have you ever tried to make small talk with a stranger you also happen to find cute? It’s called flirting, and it is NOT easy. Dating is difficult, we can all agree on that. Getting to know someone takes as much bravery as it takes vulnerability. There are a lot of awkward moments early on, …
Seguir leyendo ‘WHY DID I KEEP TALKING:’ Girl breaks the ice with gym crush just to babble about how sweaty she is, internet still approves of flirtation
Incompetent call center manager forces employee to follow awkward script word for word, gets a lesson when customer calls to compliment it: ‘Did you just say included therein?’
Saying «included therein» to every customer is like a legally binding ritual. Working in a call center already requires a special kind of patience, but this situation took it to another level. The job itself was simple enough, helping customers with home warranty claims, but the real challenge was management. Specifically, a supervisor who believed …
Seguir leyendo Incompetent call center manager forces employee to follow awkward script word for word, gets a lesson when customer calls to compliment it: ‘Did you just say included therein?’
8th-grade troublemaker picks on 7th-grade girl for dressing alternatively and calls her a witch, so she leans into the accusation and scares him out of his mind: ‘[He] stared at me horrified’
In middle school, children are still trying to figure out their preferences, personal styles, and interests. That’s why it’s important to teach all children that just because another kid is different from them, it doesn’t mean they should feel entitled to make negative comments about a kid simply being a kid. We were all there …
Seguir leyendo 8th-grade troublemaker picks on 7th-grade girl for dressing alternatively and calls her a witch, so she leans into the accusation and scares him out of his mind: ‘[He] stared at me horrified’
‘I swore… He burst out laughing’: Call center employee uses extra colorful language with a customer, ends up getting thanked for it
When dealing with difficult customers at work, you are trained to stay professional. There are many paths you can take when you encounter a customer who is now making you the reason for every issues to possibly occur. It is difficult to keep your cool and stick to your training when someone is berating you …
Seguir leyendo ‘I swore… He burst out laughing’: Call center employee uses extra colorful language with a customer, ends up getting thanked for it
‘The absolute state of the LinkedIn community’: Hypocritical CEO attempts to champion Gen Z by decrying rent prices and £21k salaries, offers similar salaries at his company
LinkedIn is a wild, wild place, full of high school classmates becoming junior analysts, CEOs performatively crying about having to fire their employees, and most of all, people doing the best they can to sound… good. We all know social media is fake, and everyone tries to put their best foot forward, but if Instagram is a fib then LinkedIn is a flat-out …
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Cruel aunt messes with nephew’s new betta fish, receives ultimate ‘Godfather-style’ revenge: ‘That is some scorched earth kind of petty’
Fish are friends, not instruments in generational warfare. I’ve never owned a fish, but from what I hear, it’s like having any other type of pet. You get attached. They become like family. Sure, they’re tiny and you can’t pet them, but I’m sure they offer emotional support in their own special way. Like anything …
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Repairman receives deranged note urging him not to interact with customer’s pregnant wife: ‘You were warned’
It seems as though everyone’s afraid of human interaction these days. I get it, I’m an introvert. I will see someone I know on the street and try to cross the street before they see me. I cherish my alone time. But there’s a point where it goes too far. Despite my inclinations, I usually …
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‘The bride burst into tears’: 20+ Hilarious moments when wedding guests didn’t ‘hold their peace’
I haven’t been to many weddings in my day, which I kind of regret because I love spectacle. Any time that a group of people gets together in the hopes of things going well, there’s always potential for things to go wrong. There’s too much comedic tension. Like funerals, when something is funny at a …
Seguir leyendo ‘The bride burst into tears’: 20+ Hilarious moments when wedding guests didn’t ‘hold their peace’
Cookie fanatic attempts to steal Oreos from stranger’s shopping cart, claims they’re hers: ‘What is wrong with people?’
I think the Oreo is a perfect food. It’s been honed and engineered over decades to deliver exactly what we want in every bite. A mix of crispy, creamy, sweet, with just a hint of salt. It’s as addictive a concoction as anything out there. And of course, everyone has their own special way of …
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