30+ Ingenious Satirical Updates to Technological Platforms That Not Everybody Would Enjoy

Anybody who has spent long enough with a screen addiction can recall a moment where a platform they used changed up something that they really wished they hadn’t. Some despair at the time that Tumblr decided to ban naughty content, or pretty much anything that has been done to Twitter/X over the past year. Others …
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23+ Memeified Screen Shots of Hilarious Text Messages

Texts are receipts—you can’t say, «I didn’t say that,» when it’s right there for anybody’s lookballs to see. As a rule of thumb, everybody should always text assuming they might get screen shot. It’s just common sense. Those who don’t follow that rule… Well, they either come out sounding horrible or hilarious. There’s no in …
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High School Spends Thousands of Dollars in Grant Money on Locking Up Student’s Cell Phones For The Entire School Day

I went to high school in the age of smartphones. When I entered the 9th grade, I entered with a purple slide phone in my backpack. After the first three weeks of school, it became abundantly clear that I needed to get an iPhone as soon as possible; not because of the social stigma of …
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High School Spends Thousands of Dollars of Grant Money on Locking Up Student’s Cell Phones For The Entire School Day

I went to high school in the age of smartphones. When I entered the 9th grade, I entered with a purple slide phone in my backpack. After the first three weeks of school, it became abundantly clear that I needed to get an iPhone as soon as possible; not because of the social stigma of …
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Snarky iPhone Memes With a Charger Sold Separately

Apple really did a good job of getting every upper-class nincompoop on the hook to buy the latest iPhone. By singling out Android users, they managed to make it completely uncool to NOT have an iPhone. They weaponized FOMO in order to sell more phones– and it worked! God forbid you’re ever the loser in …
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Moviegoers Complain About People Using Their Phones in the Movie Theater

Like the majority of people that exist in 2023, I have an unhealthy dependency on my phone. It pains me to admit that much of the time, I struggle to go half an hour without looking at it at least once. My attention span is in shreds, but you know one place where I can …
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Twitter Reacts to the Threads App Launch

Meta has officially launched its Threads app. Created as a clear and intentional Twitter competitor, the new platform has shaken up the internet. It seems Threads has come at the perfect time. A lot of people, myself included, have grown a bit tired of the constant shakeups on Twitter. The Elon Musk acquisition and his …
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Valuable Thread Explains the Necessity of Digital Decluttering

Are you a digital hoarder? Most of us contemporary technology users are guilty of saving crap onto our phones and then promptly forgetting about it, but the extent of the problem is worse with some people than others. I grimace to think of all the stupid memes, screenshots, and random pictures that are stored on …
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Apple Fails To Impress After Revealing Self-Driving Car Design

We’ve got to hand it to Steve Jobs and co: many Apple products have come to be designs that have defined the times that we live in. Are they produced in unthinkable volumes under horrific working conditions? Most probably. Is the record of their environmental impact similarly unsavory? For sure. Nonetheless, millions of people spend …
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TikTokers Turn To Life Of Crime As They Pretend To Unlock Celebrities’ Phones

We all know that the internet age has left celebrities much less untouchable than they seemed before. Sure, they may have some of the most sophisticated security imaginable, but that hasn’t stopped certain nefarious TikTokers from dreaming up a Bling Ring-style heist by stealing their mobile phones. There’s only one catch: you’ve got to be …
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