The chore that I have the most love/hate relationship with is always going to be cleaning the bathroom. On the one hand, it’s an extremely satisfying upper body workout to scrub away the unsightly gunk and grime that comes from all our ablutions. On the other, it’s hard work and also pretty gross. What swings …
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Woman Accidentally Uses Body Wash As Lotion For 15 Years Despite ‘Bath’ Being On The Bottle
A couple of years ago, one of the funniest things to ever happen on Twitter happened. A man went viral for using dog shampoo. His first tweet went as follows. «So it turns out I’ve been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out …
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30 Shower Thoughts for the Ponderous Populous to Chew On
There’s something about the white noise of the shower water splashing the porcelain tub that makes your brain light up. Maybe it’s because you’ve been moderately brain-dead all day and the bucket of water to the face is waking you up, but the gentle thrum of the spray and the heat of the steam gets …
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Woman Denies Home Access And Stops Stinky Roommate From Entering After Learning She’d Been Spat On By Camel, Tells Her To Go «Jump In A Creek» Instead
We’ve read something about how bad camel and alpaca spit smells before, but this is really a stinky situation. A roommate went to a carnival and got spat on by a camel, we don’t know why, but it happened. She walked all the way home to find her roommate barring the door to their home, …
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Niche Internet Microcelebrity Spotlight: Shower Food Review Guy
Screen Name: @gazpachomachine Real Name: Gaz (possibly) Internet Occupation: Shower food reviewer Reason for Fame: The shower is somewhere that contains multitudes for many shower havers. It’s a place where, if you’re so inclined, multiple bodily needs can be satisfied at once; if you have a great tolerance for both grossness and discomfort, you could …
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Best Shower Argument Memes for the Non Confrontational Crowd
For some, being disagreeable is the greatest pain known to man. Non-confrontational folks are so debilitated by their desire to make everything run smoothly that they sabotage their own opinions for the sake of avoiding an argument. Don’t be misled though, that doesn’t mean that non-confrontational people aren’t opinionated– we still get fired up about …
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Woman Prompts Horror by Testing if Boyfriend Showers With Soap
One of many stereotypes that a lot of men refuse to prove wrong is that they don’t have good personal hygiene. The internet is littered with horror stories about confirmed dirtbags, concerning everything from how often they brush their teeth, to not wiping properly. These tales are bad enough by themselves, but what’s worse is …
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Former Corporate Accountant Shares Horror Story of Working for Big 4 Company
Between the hours, vacation time, and the lack of things like parental leave, it’s obvious that much of the USA is overworked. There are plenty of us out there who feel like we get a bad deal when it comes to being able to take a break. Still, there is always someone out there who …
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Doctor Roasted For Claiming He Doesn’t Use Personal Hygiene Products
Keeping clean can be a controversial topic. While you might think the fact that we invented soap thousands of years ago would make the need to wash an open and shut case, there are a scary amount of people who get tetchy over the details. From whether or not it’s important to floss to how …
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Doctor Gets Roasted For Claiming He Doesn’t Use Personal Hygiene Products
Keeping clean can be a controversial topic. While you might think the fact that we invented soap thousands of years ago would make the need to wash an open and shut case, there are a scary amount of people who get tetchy over the details. From whether or not it’s important to floss to how …
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