20+ New England Memes For Northeastern Residents of the OG United States

New England has got one up on the rest of the United States for one reason and one reason only: they’ve been around for way longer. I’m from Texas, a place that was part of Mexico and its own country before becoming our nation’s 28th state. Those of us from the Central Standard Time Zone …
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Dunkin’ Afficionados React to New Dunkin’ Spiked Alcoholic Iced Coffee and Tea

When beverage companies ask the question «what if we combined caffeine and alcohol?» the results are typically chaotic. There is a certain genre of hard-partying American millennial who still mourns the loss of original recipe Four Loko, and don’t even think about touching Buckfast unless you want to find out why Scotland has the strictest …
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Masshole Gets Roasted for Moving to Europe and Complaining About Capitalism

Ever heard of Paris syndrome? It’s the feeling of disappointment that some tourists get when they realize the city of love isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. The Eiffel Tower might be there, but so is all the trash on the ground, and the scammers trying to pinch those hard-earned euros.  It’s not the …
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Cursed ‘Chop Suey Sandwich’ Goes Viral, Disgusts the Internet

Food can be an incredibly polarizing subject, especially when you get into regional delicacies. I’ve recoiled at the thought of eating Australia’s Vegemite, and the pungent, gooey mess of natto – a fermented soybean dish from Japan. But neither bothers me as much as the questionable-looking chop suey sandwiches of New England.  Before this weekend, …
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