When beverage companies ask the question «what if we combined caffeine and alcohol?» the results are typically chaotic. There is a certain genre of hard-partying American millennial who still mourns the loss of original recipe Four Loko, and don’t even think about touching Buckfast unless you want to find out why Scotland has the strictest alcohol licensing laws in the UK. 

The stimulant and depressant combination can be fun, but some may argue it can get a little too fun. As a result, many have been left reeling with the announcement that Dunkin’ has decided to stake its place in alcohol history with its new Spiked Dunkin’ range. 

The proposed drinks are going to mix booze with signature Dunkin’ iced tea and coffee flavors, leading people to speculate that the entirety of Massachusetts may be razed to the ground once it is released. The sugar content alone cannot be a good idea.