Staunch cheesemonger refuses sale of $2000 wheel of parmesan to entitled Gen Z rich kid: ‘You think I can’t afford it?’

Anyone who has ever worked in retail will know that you deal with your fair share of insufferable customers. The crotchety Karens and wannabe scammers are basically a rite of passage in the trade. What not everyone appreciates however is that the kind of customers that you are bound to hate turn up just as …
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Praise Cheesus and These Cheese Memes with Extra Cheese Please, Amen

Memes not for the laughtose intolerant! 

A Slice of Cheese Memes for Monterey Munchers and Gouda Gobblers Who Eat it by the Pound

One way in which I was kind of a weird kid is that I didn’t enjoy cheese all that much. I can’t for the life of me remember why, because I can’t get enough of the stuff now. In a sandwich, as a fondue, fresh out of the fridge with the door still open at …
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Dad bags 44 pounds of parmesan cheese worth $650 for $10, dudes of the internet rejoice: ‘This man won’

It’s easy to proclaim, «Dudes rock.» Your boyfriend threw his candy bar wrapper right into the trash can across the room? Dudes rock. Your buddy built a cannon launcher out of stuff he found in the garage? Dudes rock. Your dad won a Lego Yoda by guessing the exact number of Legos in said Yoda? …
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25+ Midwest Memes for Nice Folks Who Say Ope (April 19, 2024)

Cheese curds are a singular delicacy so delicious I’ll forgive them for being a product of Wisconsin. Hey, I can’t help it I had a really annoying art teacher in middle school who was a huge Packers fan so now I have a negative association with all things Cheese Head. Except for the cheese itself, …
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18 Lunchables Memes For Nostalgic Millennials Who Embrace The Chemicals

When I was a kid, I was never a Lunchables consumer. I could not understand the appeal of eating rubbery deli meat and cheese on crackers for lunch. In my mind, there was no way that would be enough to tide me over for the rest of the school day. I was especially disgusted by …
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‘It destroyed my childhood fantasy’: Dairy lovers react to Chinese people trying cheese for the first time

Chinese food (or at least a watered-down, fusion-led version of it) is one of the most popular cuisines in the world, and China itself is famously host to all kinds of culinary delicacies. However, it has one big oversight that the Western mind cannot comprehend: it doesn’t really have any cheese. While it may sound …
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34 Cheese Memes for Brie Believers and Muenster Maniacs

If loving cheese is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Give me a Swiss, give me a Manchego, give me a Pecorino Romano, I will consume all with glee. One of the biggest pleasures in life is a well-curated cheese board. Not only do I want interesting, funky cheeses, I want a little mustard …
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