Sylvanian Drama Returns From Hiatus And It’s As Chaotic As Ever

Who says that TikTok cannot be the arena for devastating psychosexual melodramas? Many haters have derided TikTok videos as vapid nonsense with no value whatsoever. The viral TikTok account Sylvanian Drama is all those things but is simultaneously one of the funniest series to hit the internet in a long time. Sylvanian Drama features various …
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A Curious Collection of Cursed Furby Memes, Tweets, and Tumblr Posts

Good ol’ nostalgia has a pretty big place on the internet. It may have something to do with the fact that the bulk of its most prolific users are aging millennials. Aging millennials who remember the highs and the horror of the nineties. Some of the most prevalent and cursed nostalgic memes have to do …
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Deranged Memes & Tweets About The Future Of American Girl Dolls

With their cutesy outfits, elaborate backstories, and occasional forays into dubious ethnic stereotypes, there is no greater encapsulation of twee childhood Americana than American Girl Dolls. Since 1986, these high-end toys turned wannabe heirlooms have made their mark on avid collectors and pushy suburban moms alike. Combining the dead-eyed creepiness of the kind of thing …
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Gamers React After Dude Makes Xbox Controller Out Of Fisher Price Toy

This post may have to begin with a disclaimer: Not All Gamers™ behave like little kids. It’s a hobby that people from all ages and backgrounds can enjoy, and it’s only natural to get emotionally invested from time to time. This includes when it comes to their setups; one of the most important parts of …
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Levi the Furby King is the Nihilistic Demon Cult Leader Going Viral on TikTok Right Now

What happened to the days when Furbies were sweet innocent toys keeping lonely kids company? Now, they’re evil cult leaders rallying TikTokers to the depths of the under world?? 

Everyone Says The Same Thing After Watching Woman Wash Beloved Childhood Toy

It’s normal to be sentimental about your favorite toy that you had growing up, and the amount of adults who keep their stuffed animals long after they grow up is more common than many might think.  As a result, it’s inevitable that some are going to end up worse for wear. However, rarely do they …
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Creepy Vacuum-Sealed Garfield Inspires Cursed Memes

You can find a lot of weird crap on Amazon, including a knockoff Garfield toy called ‘Fat Orange Plush Cat Stuffed Animals Toy, Lifelike Yellow Tabby Cat Kitty Toy for Boys and Girls Children Xmas Birthday Gift.’ The toy advertised is a burned out and possibly alcoholic version of Garfield. If that wasn’t cursed enough, …
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Horror At “Vlogger Kit” Play Set Prompts Debate About Kids Toys and Aspirational Jobs

While many universal childhood memories change based on what generation that you belong to, one thing that has almost always stayed the same is being asked «what do you want to be when you grow up?». It’s pretty much a rite of passage that adults are aghast at the most popular answers, which when I …
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People Got Tired of Stealing LeBron’s Head So Now They’re Inflating Him With Liquid

Last month, shortly after the release of Space Jam: A New Legacy, people everywhere flocked to their local big box retailer to steal the heads of LeBron James action figures. And yes, it started as a TikTok trend. For regular, non-TikToking patrons of Walmart, the sight of shelves stocked with decapitated LeBron toys was pretty …
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