Redditor’s Confession About Acting Like A Goblin is Comedy Gold

Subreddit r/confessions is mostly full of the same old tales of adultery and betrayal, but sometimes you come across some real internet gold. A recent submission from u/Sasuke-in-SSBU in which they admit to creeping around their house like a goblin while «collecting trinkets» and «laughing maniacally» is one of those special posts I always hope …
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Dude Finds Giant Centipede In Daughter’s Room & Horrifies People With the Footage

Growing up in Brooklyn I was always terrified of house centipedes. And why wouldn’t I be? The revoltingly speedy unibrow bugs were all over the place. They’d find their way onto my arm at slumber parties, inspiring blood-curdling screams more indicative of a murder than a creepy crawly.  I’d find them in my shoes.  My …
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People Are Taking a Kid’s Lemonade Hustle Way Too Seriously

Someone tweeted about their daughter making a pretty good chunk of cash off her lemonade stand by assuming no one wanted change back when they’d hand her larger bills. What was probably meant to be a funny little innocuous anecdote quickly turned into a spicy Twitter thread full of parenting criticisms, political comments and arguments …
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Twitter Thread About Psycho Boss Puts Bad Jobs Into Perspective

Strap yourselves in for this wild tale that will make your jobs seem like a cakewalk, and your bosses seem like angels. This is a great reminder that sometimes it’s good to take people at their word when they call someone insane – especially a prospective employer! 

Thread: ‘Christmas Virgin’ Shares Funny Outsider Observations About The Holiday

As much of the world is lamenting the lack of festivities surrounding 2020‘s dismal Christmas, there are people out there who are «celebrating» the holiday for the first time. One such person, Mohammad Hussain, who hails from Ontario, decided to share his amusing observations on the holiday with his Twitter following. Hussain, who grew up …
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Advice Thread On How To Deal With Solidified Human Ashes Is Comedy Gold

The process of scattering a loved ones ashes is generally pretty sacred and emotional. Today, we’ve learned that’s not always the case. A desperate (and desperately amused) individual took to Facebook to beg for advice on how to dispose of her father’s ashes after her mother informed her that his remains had completely solidified into …
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Twitter Thread Assigns Star Wars Characters To Coffee-Making Techniques

If you love Star Wars and are a total coffee addict, boy, do we have a thread for you. Twitter user @ViWiWrites blessed the site yesterday with a pretty comprehensive thread that pairs your favorite sci-fi heroes with what she believes to be their preferred method of making and drinking coffee. It may not be backed …
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Cute Thread About Museum Discovering A Bat In Their Library

The Museum of English Rural Lifewent viral last month after sharing an adorable story about a mysterious visitor who appeared in their rare bookstore. The trespasser? A bat. As bats don’t belong in book archives, the staff worked together to help the accidental tourist safely escape the premises. It’s a great storytelling thread, and we’re …
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