Subreddit r/confessions is mostly full of the same old tales of adultery and betrayal, but sometimes you come across some real internet gold. A recent submission from u/Sasuke-in-SSBU in which they admit to creeping around their house like a goblin while «collecting trinkets» and «laughing maniacally» is one of those special posts I always hope to stumble upon when browsing Reddit. They go on to explain that they’re worried their neighbors have become suspicious. Commenters in the thread reassure OP with words of utter support and encouragement. Said one redditor, ‘Don’t worry about your neighbors. Do your thing.’ We couldn’t agree more.